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#22 - Billy Joel, Life and other random things

Hey Macca-maniacs! It's your guy, Paul McCartney, and I've got a few more questions from insanityisagiven!

Hello Paul, I have a few life and death questions.

Hey there! Wow, how serious are these questions? Anyways, I'll answer them!

1) Do you like Billy Joel?

Paul: Yes! He's a great songwriter and a great friend of mine. We had fun performing at the Shea stadium together, and boy was I surprised when he showed up at my concert at the Yankee stadium! *laughs*

Me: I also like his songs!

2) Do you like Edgar Allan Poe?

Paul: Yes I do! I love his stories!

Me: I don't know... his books scare me a bit.

3) What's your favorite sitcom? Mine is Frasier.

Paul: I also like that sitcom, but I prefer Friends over it.

Me: I also like Friends! *hi-fives Paul* Who's your favorite character?

Paul: I think I like... Ross?

Me: Mine's Courtney!

4) Are you dead?

Paul: No! I was not dead, I am not dead, and I will not be dead! I'm Paul McCartney!

*cricket noises*

Paul: Just kidding, I'll be dead someday.

Me: Uh...?

5) How do we know that the world around us is real and that we are not in a simulation?

Paul: ...

Me: ...

Paul: ...that's pretty deep.

Me: Very.

Paul: I actually don't know the answer to that.

Me: You're supposed to answer it, Paul.

Paul: You answer it for me.

Me: You answer it. You made this book, Paul.

Paul: Oh fine. Well... the world around us is real because, if it were a simulation, the simulation would wear out and our world wouldn't exist.

I actually don't know the answer to the last question, but I hope I answered it for you.

Anyways, thank you for asking these, insanityisagiven! I had fun answering them!

Until next time, Macca-maniacs!

- Paul