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#16 - John Deacon, Kiss, Marry, Kill and other random things

Hello, my wonderful Macca-maniacs! It's me, Paul McCartney, and I'm back with some questions from AshleyMaycury!

Dear Paul... How are you? All is well here in India, if you ignore the politics.

I'm doing fine here, love! Thanks for asking. And it's good to know you're doing well, despite the politics! *laughs*

So anyways, I wanted to ask a few ones for you:

I'm ready to answer them! It's been days since anyone asked me questions! *laughs*

1) Have you ever stalked a fan?

Paul: Nope. It's usually the other way around. But I am close friends with a fan, and she's the owner of this account.

Me: Me?

Paul: Yes, you.

Me: ... I don't remember us being close friends.

Paul: *gasps*

Me: *laughs* I'm just kidding, Paulie.

2) What would you do if a fan climbed on the stage and sang with you?

Paul: Well, if he/she really wants to sing with me, I'll let him/her! But if he/she only wants a lock of my hair, no thanks.

3) I want to spend a day just talking to you. Would you get bored of my chatter?

Paul: I wouldn't get bored if the topics you talk about are interesting, like music.

Me: Yeah, and how to get the perfect brows.

Paul: Shut up. And besides, I think you're beautiful, I could just stare at you all day!

Me: Here goes flirty Paul again.

4) What would you be doing if you weren't in the Beatles?

Paul: I believe I answered that question, but I'll answer it again for you guys! I think I would be--

Me: An Instagram beauty guru/blogger.

Paul: Maybe, but I would more likely be an English Literature teacher--

Me: That flirts with everyone in the school.

Paul: *sigh*

5) Would you rather jam with John Deacon or sing with Elvis?

Paul: Oh man... *laughs* this is tough! I think I would rather... jam with John Deacon.

Me: Because his first name is John?

Paul: No, Kirsten.

Me: *laughs*

Paul: I grew up with Elvis songs, but I would want to meet new bassists and jam with them. John Deacon is one of them, so... yeah.

6) Octopus's Garden or Here Comes the Sun?

Paul: Both of them are good songs, but I'd go with Here Comes the Sun. Sorry, Ringo.

Me: Here Comes the Sun gets my vote. I jam to Octopus's Garden, though.

Paul: Me too! Who doesn't?

7) Michael Jackson, George Michael, John (Lennon), which one would you kill, marry, kiss?

Paul: *is shocked*

Me: Ooh, this is good! Should've asked me, though.

Paul: Sorry, darling, this is my book and I have to answer the question. Uhm... okay, please don't kill me for this. I would... can it not be in the choices?

Me: Nope!

Paul: Oh, alright, then. Okay... I would... kill George Michael, marry John, and kiss Michael Jackson. Phew!

Me: *gasps* MCLENNON IS REAL!!!

Paul: Okay, explanation for my choices: I'm not gay, I'm a totally straight person, though I act like a princess at times--

Me: Most of the time.

Paul: -- but if I were to choose between only the three of them, I would marry John, because we've been good friends ever since. We agree on a lot of stuff. The kissing and killing were just random. Can we go to the next question, please?

Me: I'm sorry, but that was the last one.

Paul: Oh dear.

Thanks for listening to my random questions.

Hey, AshleyMaycury, it was no problem! I loved answering your questions! They were quite fun to answer! Please do ask more questions, everyone!

Until next time, my lovely Macca-maniacs!

- Paul