sleepless nights thoughts

Toria's dna work

Do you know that my daughter is a freaking genius? Well she is. As of right now she is trying to figure out how to make animal people. She started off thinking about making a birdman, but she is now branching out into all animals. Main problem ahe sees is that she will need fetuses to work with. At least she figures that is what she will need. She is figuring she will need babies cause adults wont work, of course. Then there is the deal of figuring what type of bird she is wanting to use.

When we talked about it, we figured it will need to be male, since they are more beautiful, and have the better singing voices. That was one of the main things she said she wanted. Well we figure there will be wings, it's a bird man after all, but flight is not her first and foremost goal.

Really there is a ton of work to be done on this but she is really interested in doing this. But it is not just the bird man, she is making plans with all kind of animal dna. I think she really is trying to make a werewolf, and this is her starting point. But that is a whole other topic. Or is it the main reason?

Anyway, back to her dna splicing, we have decided that it will actually take the dna of multiple birds to get what she is looking for. She wants a beautiful man with a beautiful voice, but it's more then that, it's hmmmm. Well she and I talked at length about this but it's hard to explain it for everyone else.

So after this I will try to convey all our thoughts we had that day whole we were swimming. Toria then informed me that she already has plans to turn one of her friends into a horse hibrid. But she says the way to go about this is she wants to put use female horse dna on him, thus making him gay. So thinking along those lines she decided to make the female horse gay and then using it on him, so he wouldn't be gay. Bi maybe, but not gay.  But in order to make the female horse gay Toria said she would have to tamper with it's dna, considering animals are not generally going to be gay.

Honestly I feel a little sorry for her friend. As for Toria, she is dead set on being able to splice animal and human dna together. One day, if it's not being done already, it will happen, and maybe, just maybe, it will be spearheaded by her!

Okay, so she just informed me that for bodyguards she will splice together german shepherd and human. That will give her the loyalty, and ferociousness into them, being careful of the human dna to make sure it is not inclined to be a serial killer. Then she plans to use boxer or pitbul dna for athletes, more specific, mma fighters and boxers, no pun intended. My only concern with that is would it be  cheating? Or by that time would it be the norm as long as you reported your dna. Better yet by the tome this is perfected there will be dna scanners at every sporting event so as to prevent cheating and the people with like dna would compete against each other.

Now on to another dna splice that would be beneficial, jaguars. Think of it use that dna in our soldiers and they would be undetectable. Of coutse Toria is now slinking around the kitchen saying she is a fat man with jaguar dna stalking its victim. Her exact words so don't  yell at me! But what I was thinking that in the jungles those cats are practically undetectable, right? So imagine if you will a soldier with that ability, it would be EPIC! Whoever comes up with this technology first will be unstopable in the world. I know Toria wants to do this for beauty and to help with her cchances to become a werewolf, but the other things that can, and will be done with it, well hopefully it will be her doing it, then maybe it won't be too abused.

 Wait this is my daughter I am talking about, there will be abuse of power all over the place. I know you won't believe me but most of the stuff I am writing comes from her head, I just record it. So say what you will I may start the ideas in her head, she just runs with them and I help her to figure the best ways to go about doing what she wants to achieve her goals.