sleepless nights thoughts

two hot melons!

July:

Okay, so it has been awhile but we have been diligently peep....spyin....no, um watching what the politickle people have been doing.

Once again we were in the pool, hmmm, we seem to be in there a lot, well it is summer!  Anyway, we were swimming and we were talking, as usual, and we noticed the people across the street had two watermelons sitting outside. I guess this normally wouldn't have caught our attention, but these melons have been there for weeks! Weeks I tell you! I mean what the hell, who leaves watermelons outside in the hot summer sun for weeks . Sure if they were still growing them, but once you buy them?  What kind of idiot does that? Well apparently my neighbors across the street.

Funny thing, we were not the only ones in the neighborhood who noticed said melons and questioned them being left out in the sun like that! See, we are normal they are not!

Oh sorry, got off the topic a little, okay so we saw these two hot melons sitting out and then we see....well i thought it was the dad and the daughters as well as the dog take off in his truck. He was gone about ten minutes, then he came back, BY HIMSELF! What the hell, where did the kids and dog go? Well you can imagine where my thoughts went straight away, he killed them and went to bury the bodies.  I know what your thinking, he was only gone like a whole ten minutes, well it may have been longer, what cou'd he do in such a short time. I'll tell you what.... he had already dug the graves and all he had to do was dump the bodies and cover them up. I mean its not that hard to imagine, right? Now if you think like me you can imagine how it was all planned out. He rented a backhoe a few days before, then found a secluded area, or better yet the woods in the park where no one enters anymore, he dug the holes at night....no on his lunch breaks, park is closed a night.....then when the time was right told the girls they were goingt to take the dog to the park. Little do they know what he has waiting for them there. He gives them water to drink, but not just any water, no it is drugged, the girls are out before they even reach the park, dog too, he had given it some water too. Now he has to work quick, don't want the girls to wake up, plus he still has to get home and take care of the wife. He....smothers? them, or maybe bashes them over the head, then dumps them in the hole he had waiting, Then it only takes a few minutes to cover them all!

Thus he heads home to the wife and take care of her!

Well while I was imagining all of that having happened, a car pulls into their driveway, an old lady, Grandma? And then out of the house comes, the whole family....WHAT THE FUCK! Weren't they killed? Oh, yeah that was just in my head wasnt it? Oh, what's this, they are putting bags in the trunk. A trip? The girls put in what looks like overnight bags, dad only seems to have a shirt, mom has a...makeup bag? and headphones. Headphones? To shut out the screams as they murder everyone? Oh sorry, mind wondered again, um where was i? Yeah that's right, they all get in the car, the two girls in the back, I thought granma got in the drivers seat, but dad gets there, mom in the paasenger seat, so gran,a must be in the back with the girls.

They leave, I know they will be gone for at least three days, cause they put there trash on the corner, and its not picked up til tuesday and its only sunday. What's this? What do you think I am staring at with amazement now....IT'S THE TWO MELONS! They are still sitting in the sun, two hot melons going to waist!