sleepless nights thoughts

vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my!

I am a vampire, my daughter is a werewolf, and my husband is totaly waiting for the zombie apocalypse to come.  Why am I telling you this?  Well it's so you can understand why we were having this conversation today....once again in the pool. We seem to talk there alot, whatever happened to swimming? Oh well!

Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between zombies, wereanimals, and vampires? Of course you have, I mean who wouldn't wonder that kind of stuff.  Well thinking rationally, zombies would be the first to perish. Why, you might ask. Okay a few zombie facts for those who are not  aware:  Fact, zombies are not alive the are reanimated corpses.  They are not brought back by magic or anything, no it is a virus.  In fact the virus is not keeping the body alive to eat, no it "eats" other people in order to keep itself "alive", the virus that is.   Cause as we all know viruses can not reproduce only spread and they do so to live. Well, I won't get into she science, but I think you all get it, if not, feel free to ask I will explain.  Okay, so you have a reanimated corpse, and what happens to corpses? They get rigamortis, and they rot, cause remember the body is dead thus the cells are dying. Do you get where I am going with this? Slow, fallimg apart, smelling!

Now what would happen if you happened to have a stupid  werewolf who allows a zombie to bite it, thus spreading the virus to it? Well Toria figures you would get a werewolf that is partially transformed and can not revert to its human form at all. I figure this is because the virus would be able to kill the human part of the werewolf, but not the lupus part, cause that part would be able to fight the virus as we all know.  So all in all you would have a stromg powerful creature that can move faster then a human and is hard to kill. So just pray that when that time comes there are no stupid werewolves, or that you never have to try to get away from the zombiewolf. 

So that leave vampires. Luckily, zombies will leave them alone cause vampires are dead in there own way.  Not like zombies, they are not reanimated corpses. They are people that were brought back to life but can not produce their own blood so have to supliment it with other peoples blood. Now there is the unfortunate situation that could arise if a vampire was to drink from an infected person then that vampire would be a carrier of the desease. That would suck for all the peoplenhe drinks from!

Okay no on to our fighting or whatever.   Okay, so we know zombies go down first, sorry zombies but you are too slow. But then you have the wolves vesus the vamps. Who wins that? I say vampire, Toria, I think, thinks wolf.  Needless to say they both die if they bite each other.  The two can not pass their affliction to the other. They were made to cancel each other out. 

Oh but I was thinking that there may be a way to male a hibreed vampire/wolf, but it would be tricky. You would have to be able to combine the bloods without them touching til the changes in the body have started. Now i figure an IV or something, I don't know for sure, still doing the science and math on these probabilities. But don't worry I'll have the answers soon!

Oh, and I guess your wondering where the zombie virus came from in the first place?  Well duh, it's man made. You know all those movies that are out there about zombies, and such, well where do you think they come up with those ideas? They are told to make them so thatcwhen the inevitable happens, and the virus gets out we don't freak out cause we've been conditioned to them due to the movies ad stories.  Same goes for all the vampire and werewolf stories, they are put out there in to desensitze us to the truth. It's been going on since the begining of time, tell the truth that people can't ezcept in a form that they can, ie. a made up story.

That jas always beem the "higher ups" way of conteoling those types of things so as not to cause mass hysteria, seeing as there are so many regular humans compared to the "others". Think about it, as far back as history goes there have always been stories about nonhuman beings, why else would there be so many, if not for the fact thatcthey are there, but they have to hide.