sleepless nights thoughts

assassin daughter

I have mentioned my genius daughter before, and here she is again. Even before she wanted to splice together animal and human dna, she was/is planning on being an assasssin. She is already training for this as we speak. She is perfecting her hiding in plain sight, etc. So far she is not very good at it, but she is also going to do research into where to go for training.

It was a year ago we brought these thoughts up. I am too old to be able to do it, you want to start teaining early, so she figures if she starts the traing now she will be able to be one of the best assassins out there. When I asked her who she planned on killing and why she has decided to work for the government. That is until they do something to piss her off this making her rebel and turn freelance. Then she will probably go to work for the top agency that is not based with the government.

When i asked her the reason she wanted to do this her answer was, to be able to kill people and get away with it.  Well sure that makes sense, but i still have to wonder where one goes to get this training she is going to need. She looked up some stuff, not sure all the details so far that she has discovered. 

So she has been practing her jumping by jumping into the pool, this is hilarious.  The funiest part of her being an assassin, she is uncoordinated. Like way bad, almost worse then me, whoccan trip over a speedbump and break her arm, and don't get me started on the number of balls, no sick jokes, have came flying ar my face that i can't catch. Well her hand eye coordination is better then mine, but, come on, have you seen her dance? Sorry Toria, but you know I am right.

Oh yeah back to the wholle assassin thing, I guess the next step she says is jumping off really tall building, screaming kaka, which I have informed her they do not do but she is determined.