Who We Are (A Speck of Dust)

6: Day 8

12:47am

Saint Sherlock:
Gods, I'm so tired.

Jane Doe:
Why? What's up?

Saint Sherlock:
Work and school are stressing me
out sooooo
Anyway, what have you been up to?

Jane Doe:
Oh, you know.
Just enjoying the nights when I got rid of you.

Saint Sherlock:
A+ for trying to hurt my feelings
But I know deep down you missed me

Jane Doe:
Aw.
You could have been cute if it wasn't
for your big head.

Saint Sherlock:
I'm gonna pretend I only read
the "cute" part

Jane Doe:
You go do that.
Anyway.
What do you want to talk about?

Saint Sherlock:
Aw, Jane.
Are you opening up to me?

Jane Doe:
You, my friend, is seriously pathetic.

Saint Sherlock:
Whatever insult you put in my
way won't change the fact
that you think of me
as a friend now =)))

Jane Doe:
Oh gosh.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT

Saint Sherlock:
Because things will only hurt you
If you let it. So yeah

Jane Doe:
Whoa. That's some deeps shit.
Like, what are you,
A fucking philosopher?

Saint Sherlock:
The things you say will offend
a lot of people
Do you kiss your mother with that
sailor mouth of yours
Shame

Jane Doe:
Oh my gosh
It's the 21st century
I can cuss and swear a lot
And no one will bat an eye

Saint Sherlock:
Such badass!
I like you, Jane Doe

Jane Doe:
Aw.
Ain't that cute
I don't give a fuck
And honestly, I don't talk like this irl
This will be scandalous and might
ruin our reputation and I'll be so dead

Saint Sherlock:
Wow, Jane
Are you seriously opening
up to me
I can't believe this

Jane Doe:
Omfg.
Can you not?
I'm a human person. I have a life.
A backstory. Feelings.
I have all those.
And will you please not be a dick?
I'm trying to share something about myself
and you're ruining the mood.

Saint Sherlock:
Now, you're cute.
But désolé.
I got the hint that you grew up from
a refined household.
Jsyk, I did too.
I learned all that fancy
stuff at an early age.
People said that it was
just a sign of being educated
but I think it's complete bull.
I mean, why do we have to pretend
we like those fancy and expensive
meals when all we want is to dig
in some pretty good burgers, yeah?

Jane Doe:
Honestly, I'm not even surprised.
Most French family that I know came
from notable houses/families.
But you're right.
I'm tired of eating leaves and all those
stuff. I want my pizza back, please.

Saint Sherlock:
Guess we have one thing
in common, then.
Besides Harry Potter
of course