Beasty's Lil' Girl

2. An Indian?

I woke up with a smile on my face because I know I got nothing to do and that makes me happy. Nobody should expect much from a girl who just got graduated with a bachelor of technology (also called as, B.tech) and waiting for a multi national company's call letter to be arrived. 

Waiting is such a pain, is what they say. But, in this case, waiting is fun to me. At least I can enjoy on my own before the corporate worlds sucks my passion through veins and leaves with me a bag full of deadlines and stress.

I open the app only to see the surprising message from my Alien friend. Oh well, I nick named him like that. 

Alien Friend: Do you still deny the fact that the conversation was not interesting?

Me: You crowned me as a Queen. Doesn't a Queen gets to deny something?

Alien Friend: Not really, only if you're a fictitious Queen :P

Me: My brain is kinda inactive now. Please try again later for a sarcastic comeback ;) :P

Alien Friend: Haa Haa, finally I got the better of you :D 

Me: No, you didn't! I just realized that too much sleep can damage my sarcastic levels :P

Alien Friend: LOL! Keep telling yourself that. Looks like the Queen of sarcasm isn't a Queen after all.

Me: Hey, you can't just take your words back. You crowned me as a Queen and so I shall remain. Amen.

Alien Friend:  I can and I did take back my words, fake queen. :P

Me: So you're not the man of promises then?! I can tell, Mars is much better than the Earth. People here are so confusing.

Alien Friend: Eh, what made you come to that conclusion? You should know, you're an alien :P

Me: May be I should live on Mars forever..

Alien Friend: No, don't do that. The earth will miss the presence of Miss comebacks :P :D

Me: Haa Haa :D So where do you live on this planet? Don't worry. I won't send my alien friends to eat you :P

Alien Friend: That made you laugh huh? I live in the world's 2nd largest populated country. What about you, fake queen? 

Dude.! will you just stop calling me fake queen.? 

Me:  Are you trying to tell me that I'm one of those stupid people that laughs at everything. Well, anyways you made me laugh now take that as a compliment. You know you shouldn't play the geography game with someone who don't even know the next city. I should google it. 

Alien Friend: Nope, not at all. Just that I find myself strangely peaceful at the fact that I made you laugh. Lol, no need for google. But, c'mon basic general knowledge.

Me: Hmm.. Canada?

Alien Friend: Haa Haa, now you're turning out to be pretty funny. Making me laugh so much.

Me: Well, well I'm going to host a comedy show one day. Thanks for making me realize my hidden talent. Now I can make more people laugh.

Alien Friend: Hey, that was a bit too much.. comedy show? Half the seats would be empty. I'll give you a clue. Starts with 'I' and ends with 'A'.

Me: Wait? You're from India?

Alien Friend: Yup! bingo.

Me: Sure, go ahead and discourage. That's what friends are for right? :/ 

Me: Are you kidding me? I didn't really think, you're from India. Well, this quite surprised me.

Alien Friend: That is friends are for, Miss comebacks. You born yesterday or what? C'mon :P

Me: You missed a point here Mr. Stranger. Aliens are born ages ago :D and definitely lack general knowledge skills :P

Alien Friend: Why, aah.. because I'm not like the perverted Indians you may have met in here? I agree.. my country has got a bad image in here. And yeah, you do lack GK :P

Me: You might have to start saying "our country" :P

Alien Friend:  Really? You're kidding?

Me: Wow! You got the hint. 

Alien Friend:  Even more worse that you didn't know the world's 2nd most populated country. *facepalm* :P

Me: Yell well, mentally slapping myself for that.

Alien Friend:  Shame on you, fake queen. I take back the crown I bestowed upon you. There by, you're fake.

Me: Do I have to cry for weeks straight?

Alien Friend: Yes, I would really like that. Making you cry *peace of mind* Lol :D

Me: Or may be run to my mommy saying that "mommy mommy.. some idiot just stole my crown" Well, my tears are already dry. Nothing might really make me cry.

Alien Friend: Very mature of you :P Why, you been crying for hours or what?

Me: Used to, then decided not to waste my precious tears.

Alien Friend: I must say, surprising turn of events and quite interesting so, though I should've half suspected you're an Indian :D Aww, why do you cry Miss Comebacks?

Me: I'm truly tired to give you the reason now.

Alien Friend: Because you're either hungry or sleepy or both or may be even, a lil' presumptuous.

Me: You could say both.

Alien Friend: Poor you :P

Me: I'll give a rest to my brain then. See you later.

Alien Friend: Sure thing, bye.

Today is really surprising and shocking to me. I never expected this stranger to be an Indian. Now, this is creating more interest in me. I would definitely like to know more about him.