Who says relaxing isn't boring? If you can ask me how am I dealing with life, at this point, I would quote 'I'm bored to death'.
The life of a graduated person is very easy is what people say. Whereas, I'm the biggest example of contradicting the statement. I enter the kitchen to cook something and I almost burn out the entire house. I try to paint and I end up breaking the paint brush since no idea strikes me. I try to watch tv and end up sleep on couch. Ugh, my life.!
I decided to text my alien friend to kill the boredom.
Me: What are you doing?
Me: Apart from using your sarcasm and draining your brain :P
Alien Friend: Right now? Well, I was trying to read a book but then, put it down. Listening to songs. And may be go out for a walk in a while. What about you, fake Queen?
Me: Dude! I asked you a 2 mark question and you gave me a 10 mark answer. I'm just on bed wanting to sneak out as it is raining but my mom is mad at me. -_- So, I'm just choking my teddy.
Alien Friend: Your teddy is getting chocked and that too by you? Hmm, intriguing. Why is your mom mad at you? Did something? naughty lil' girl.
Me: I'm not a lil' girl :\\\
Alien Friend: You're a lil' girl to me, no offense intended.
Me: I went out when it was raining and got drenched but I refuse to take any medicine so my mom is mad at me.
Alien Friend: See? Typical lil' girl attitude.
Me: It's not my fault that medicines tastes so bad.
Alien Friend:Medicines are supposed to taste bad to make you healthy.
Me: Well, chocolate tastes better than medicine. That is enough for me.
Alien Friend:That, I agree hot cocoa on a rainy day :D
Me: Man! I should get some chocolate, if only it stops raining.
Alien Friend: Too much of craving is unhealthy, fake queen.
Me: You don't anything about chocolate craving. I eat like a pig.
Alien Friend:I do. Been there, done that. Not a happy result. Well, I never ate like a pig that's for sure.
Me: I never met a guy who's addicted to chocolates. You're still a boy.
Alien Friend:Send chocolates to me, lil' girl.
Me: I'll send my medicines. Take them for me.
Alien Friend: Nah, CHOCOLATE!!!!
Me: NOPE!!! GO, take a walk, idiot.
Alien Friend:Nah, I intend to eat chocolate, dummy. I'm going to get one now.
Me: Not fair :( I need it too.
Alien Friend: I'll have it on behalf of you.
Me: Such a nice person.
Alien Friend: Haa haa! Cheer up, lil' girl. Go take medicines and get some rest. Hope you get better soon so you would have energy to bare my sarcasm attacks.
Me: Uff!! Bye, Alien.
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