Beasty's Lil' Girl

8.Flirting

It's been three days and we didn't text each other. Not sure who's ignoring who. We didn't even fight to ignore. This is actually getting bad because I'm starting to get addicted and I can't wait to talk to me. I can't stop thinking about him. Oh, hell with ignoring now.

Me:  So, when are you going to call me a Queen?

Alien Friend: Not gonna give you the satisfaction easily.

Me: Yeah, I get it. Patience is the key.

Alien Friend: Nope, rather giving into the demands of the other person is the key.

Me: All that porn stuff, you watched in the past is really getting on you.  Those words.. I'm actually going to use it against you unless you start calling me a queen. So, do it.

Alien Friend: Oh, that was your plan huh? Well you know what you gotta do and you won't do it. So, Mexican standoff here.

Me: That was not my plan but I just thought, it would work. Clearly,  I failed.

Alien Friend: Aww!! Don't be sad, lil' girl. cheer up. What stops you from making me submissive? Oh right, I forgot "you don't like it".

Me: Is there any other option other than that?

Alien Friend:  No hints. No other options. Nothing.

Me: There must be.

Alien Friend:  No, there isn't fake queen.

Me: You were calling me a hot lil' girl a few days. C'mon now, don't call me a fake queen now.

Alien Friend:  The context matters. Hot lil' girl while you were trying to make me submissive.

Me: Nah! I wasn't trying to make you submissive. I was just challenging you. I'm gonna win it anyway.

Alien Friend: Please do. I wanna see how the mind of a lil' girl works.

Me: Nah! I won't take anyone's order.

Alien Friend: Not an order. A request.

Me: Whoa Whoa Whoa! When you did become this sweet?

Alien Friend: I am sweet but I am especially more sweeter to wannabe fake queens who are really adorable lil' girls.

Me: Btw, did my aliens eat you the last three days?

Alien Friend:Nah, I was busy.

Me: Oh!

Well, I was busy as well. But, hearing him say that made me feel upset. Now, I started to ignore him for real. I locked my phone and continued shopping without getting distracted.

*Hours Later*

I got home and I fell on bed instantly. Shopping did tire me out a lot. I checked my phone not even surprised to see a message from him.

Alien Friend:  Don't you wanna ask, what I was doing being busy?

Me: Should I be interested in that?

Alien Friend: Shouldn't you be?

Me: I don't know. Should I be?

Alien Friend:  I think, you should be.

Me: Okay, idiot! What were you busy doing?

Alien Friend: Busy thinking how do I impress the hot lil' girl who is half human and half alien and is horny almost every minute of everyday.

Me: Well, nice try Mr. Alien. The answer is 'You won't be able to'.

Alien Friend:  Ouch! That hurts. But, I love challenges since I always win and you always... Don't think, I need to say it out loud. Do I?

Me: You're such an asshole.

Alien Friend:  Haa haa:D Lil' girls are not supposed to use bad words or cuss. C'mon, you're better than that.

Me: And, you're allowed to do that?

Alien Friend: Yes. Since I'm a big boy.

Me: Says who?

Alien Friend:  Says Obama.

Me: You really irritate me to the peaks.

Alien Friend:  And should I not?

Me: Why should you?

Alien Friend:  The question to a question is not an answer, stupid lil' girl.

Me: The question to a question could be an answer when the question is irrelevant, stupid lil' boy.

Alien Friend:  Lol! I'm no lil' boy.

Me: You are.

Alien Friend:  And what else am I?

Me: Dumbass

Alien Friend: And you're a dimwit.

Me: Dog

Alien Friend: Pig

Me: Donkey.

Alien Friend:  Monkey.

Me:  Devil.

Alien Friend: Demon.

Me: Vampire.

Alien Friend:  Buffoon. We can do this all night, My Q.

Me: Wait! I'm not "your queen". I'm just a queen.

Alien Friend:  The only thing you are is a big zero. No queen, idiot.

I looked at the clock. Shit, it's past 11pm and I'm tired as hell dealing with this annoying alien.

Me: I'm mad for real now. Seriously, night. I can't stay awake.

Alien Friend:  Sowey.

Don't be that cute, alien. I'll start to like you even more. I decided not to reply.

Alien Friend:  Lil' girl?

I need to close my eyes and ignore the damn beep sound of my phone.

Alien Friend: Okay! You're great. I was just kidding.

Aah! Hell, yes I am. But I'm not so great at ignoring you.

Alien Friend:  Looks like you fell asleep so, G'nite. Sleep well.

Aww!! I would really like to meet this guy. I dozed off to sleep with the thoughts of meeting him and having a real conversation with him.  Such a sweet feeling it is.

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