Beasty's Lil' Girl

4. All my Favorite conversations are made in the A.M

It's been three days and I haven't received any text from him. I didn't text him either only to see if he would do it even when I'm silent. Also because, I was busy.

Busy with what? you ask, busy building myself for the changes that are going to take over my life. A women's gotta make her mind, you know.

My phone buzzed in my pocket and I knew it was him. Don't even ask me how :P

Alien Friend: Did you give enough rest to your brain? You were quiet all these days.

Me: Haa Haa! Yes. I found my way out of the castle and explored the kingdom too.

Alien Friend: Even that was funny to you? Lol. But, you're no queen.

Me: Almost everything is funny to me. From your stupidest jokes to the amazing ones I read on the internet. As a matter of fact, you don't have to crown me. I crowned the tiara myself.

Alien Friend: Raise your standards for your humor then. When did you crown yourself, if may I ask? And hey, I don't make stupid jokes, fake queen.

Me: I'm not even close to being offended because my self-esteem is higher than some dumb person opinion. ;) Call me fake queen again and I'm going to publish one of your stupid jokes in the newspaper.

Alien Friend: I'm not intimidated by your weak attempts, fake queen. And I make classy JOKES.

Me: Says who?

Alien Friend: Says Me! Lol.

Me: Okay, fine. Classic stupid jokes then. Nah! Your opinion about yourself doesn't count.

Alien Friend: *facepalm*  Says who?

Me: Says Me! Lol. Using your statement against you.

Alien Friend:  Your opinion about me doesn't count. Using that against you.

Me: Did you just get better? Or today not my day?

Alien Friend: HaHa, fake queen. You never had your day. It was only an illusion. I'm always on top of my game.

Me: Well that gives me a chance to pull you down. .You're not Zayn Malik, you can't always be on top of the charts.

Alien Friend: If you're able to pull me down, that is. And that's a big what if.

Me: Lol! Not as big as your ego. I'll prove my point.

Alien Friend: Me? Ego? World's most humble guy.

Me: Oh really? Sorry, I don't think that's true at all.

Alien Friend: True! Text messages can't inform the person on the other side facing the screen as to the nature of the other person. S0, mind if I ask, where the fake queen lives? As, in city?

Me: Agreed. 100%! Never know what kind of monster is behind the screen right?

Alien Friend: Why do I get a sensation that, that was a dig at me? :((

Me: Honestly, one more time that "fake queen" I'm literally going to start roasting you or may be punch you in my head several times. And, you thought it right :P

Alien Friend: Fake Queen, you have no power here :P you literally have nothing to roast me with. :D

Me: I live in Hyderabad, wby?