One piece: One shots (Requests closed)

Bartolomeo x reader

You listened to your best friend Bartolomeo go on another fanboy rant. 'Seriously he loves this straw hat Luffy guy.' You thought sighing to yourself. "(Y/n)-San! Are you listening to me?!?!" You blinked a few times seeing him standing right in front of you pouting.

"Ah yeah sorry." You apologized smiling at him. He just sighed shaking his finger in front of you. "Tsk! Tsk!" He said shaking his head. "You should really pay attention (Y/n)-San! Luffy-senpai is the greatest pirate around!" He scolded. You couldn't help but to feel annoyed at that.

You were a pirate captain yourself and to be told that you weren't the best by your best friend stung. "So...then what does that make me?" You asked quietly waiting for his answer. He looked at you confused before humming to himself staring you up and down.

This of course caused you to get a little embarrassed. "Meh how should I know?" He asked shrugging his shoulders as he looked away from you. This caused an arrow to pierce your head before ticked marks appeared. "Bartolomeo..." You whispered holding a fist up.

"YOU IDIOT!" You screamed kicking him away from you. He let out a small scream as he went flying who knows where. You let out a small sigh placing your hands on your hips a small pout on your lips. "Come on we're leaving." You mumbled to your crew. They all nod their heads as they follow you back to your ship.

"Oi! Oi! What was that for (Y/n)-San?!" You heard him shout from behind you. You glanced back at him seeing that glare he gave you. "..." You didn't say anything as you went and got on the ship preparing to sail. "Bartolomeo!" You called out calmly.

He just looked at you annoyed. You gave him a small smile. "Just you watch! Next time we meet I'll be the greatest pirate you've ever met!" You called out confidently. He just scoffed looking away from you arms crossed. "Yeah right!" Was all he said.

You just smiled at him before sailing off. 'Watch...I'll become a greater pirate then that straw hat.' You thought smirking to yourself. "Alright everyone! We're off to the new world!" You cheered loudly. They all cheered with you bright smiles on their faces.

'Now all I have to do...is raise my bounty and eat a devil fruit!' You thought getting excited.

~two years later~

You stood in the Corrida Colosseum easily defeating those who came at you. 'This is too easy.' You thought sighing. 'Let's see where is he?' You thought looking around for that idiot fanboy. You were still the captain of your ship but this time you had a bounty of five hundred million and had the power of the kiss kiss fruit.

Yeah it sounded lame and to be honest you weren't too happy about it either but it did help you a lot. "I got you now!" Someone yelled jumping at you with a sword. You glanced over at him and hummed. "Kiss kiss sting." You whispered going and kissing his cheek.

You watched as he dropped his sword holding his cheek in immense pain. "Aaaah!!! It hurts!!!!" He cried out. You just sighed as you went and kicked him away from you. "Another win for the pirate captain (Y/n)!" You heard the announcer cheer. You just sighed as you went and walked back into the waiting place.

As you did this you noticed the familiar green hair of your childhood friend. You smiled slightly picking up a small rock and chucking it at his head. "Owwwww!!!!" He cried out holding his head. "Who the hell did that?!" He yelled glaring back in your direction.

"Chill will ya?" You asked sighing at him. "(Y/n)-San?!" He asked shocked. "The one and only." You said giving a fake bow. He smiled at this going and giving you a giant hug. "Haha! It's been two years!" He laughed childishly. You just hummed allowing him to be weird.

"Oh yeah! You'll never believe who's here!" He cheered stars for eyes. "Hm? Who?" You asked stilling smiling at him. "Luffy-senpai!" As soon as those words left his lips your mood dropped immediately. 'Great...him.' You thought letting out a small sigh. "Is that so?" You asked calmly.

He just nods his head quickly going on and talking about him still saying how he's the greatest pirate to ever live. This only caused you to get annoyed the more he talks. "Bartolomeo." You said causing him to stop and look down at you curiously. You took in a deep breath before quickly grabbing him by the front of his shirt.

You quickly pulled him down and placed your lips on his. This of course caught the attention of a couple other competitors. "Wow what's happening there?!" Someone shouted.

"Did he make her angry?!"

"Is she using her kiss kiss powers on him?!"

Many people started to talk amongst themselves about what was happening. You just pulled away from the kiss a small blush on your cheeks. Meanwhile Bartolomeo was still trying to process what had just happened to him. You carefully wiped your lips before smirking.

"Heh. Be grateful you were the first person I kissed on the lips." You said. He just stood there a deep blush engulfing his face. You sighed waving him off. "Good luck Bartolomeo." You mumbled leaving him speechless. Once you were out of sight he went and had a massive fanboy attack.

"WAAAAAAAAH!!!! (Y/N)-SAN IS SO COOL!!!! SHE KISSED ME!!!!" He screamed happily his heart racing. "SHE'S SO GREAT!!! No pirate can compare to her beauty!!!" He said hearts for eyes. "Wait! (Y/n)-San come back!!!" He called out chasing after the pirate girl happily.