Max and Sophie in a nutshell
*in the counselors office*
Max: sorry I'm late! I was... doing things-
*Sophie busts through the door panting*
Sophie: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Max: push is such a strong word. I prefer calling it... giving you a lil nudge.
Sophie: oh I'll give you a "little nudge" when I shove my foot up your ass!
Max: HEY! Watch your fucking language in front of David!
Max: *shoots BB gun behind Sophie*
Sophie: *falls out of chair* THIS IS WHY DAVID DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU! (Fatherly love because ew)
Max: *laughing*
Sophie: *holding a Max doll thing she got because of David or something* too bulky? Where the heck are you gonna put this thing? *tosses it into the lake*
Max: *has Sophia's tablet* this is how I enter camp *burst into mess hall* WASSUP FUCKERS?!
Sophie: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY TABLET???
Max: FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
Max: so basically, um, what I was thinking of (?) um-
Sophie: *punches Max*
Max: aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this...
Nikki: *spying on Sophie and Max talking* two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay
Max: *kicks Sophie*
Sophie: oW- WHAT THE FUCK, MAX!?!
Sophie: *singing* --item? Girl quit playing. We're just friends? What are you saying? Said there's another-
Max: *gives a curling iron that's turned on* (if you mess this up I swear to fuck I am killing you all)
Sophie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Max: is there anything better than pussy- (that was uncomfortable to type)
Sophie: yes, a really good book.
*keyboard noise*
Max: I Should've left you on that street corner where you were standing...
Sophie:... BUTCHA DIDN'T!
Sophie: challenge time *has Max standing behind her*
*in a kitchen*
Sophie: yo Nikki, do you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?
Nikki: no
Sophie: *chucks it at Max who was leaning on a counter behind them*
*laughing*
Sophie: guess you were right!
Part 2 when I get more vine ideas
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