oh my god a part four

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*power goes out in camp*
Sophie: *has David's guitar* when your lights don't work like they used to before...
Max: SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Max: everybody gets tired... but specifically today I'm just tired of you... *looks at Sophie* F U -

*in the mess hall at like five am*
Max: ANNIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK ANNIE?
Sophie: *hitting a pot with a spoon*

(Another situation where the kids are old enough to drive)
Sophie: hey wanna see my impression of a British driver?
Max: sure
*Sophie is now driving on the passenger side*
Max: *tugging on his seatbelt*

Sophie: *walking Max to camp*
Max: I can't do this. I can't be in this place anymore! I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't-
Sophie: *carrying Max with him being over her shoulder*
Max: I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMOOOOORE

Max: *trying to sleep*
Sophie: *nudging* hey wake up. Wake up I gotta tell you something. Wake up! WAKE-
Max: *smacks her*
Sophie: ○-

Max: you stupid
Sophie: bet you won't say it to my face
Max: *in front of Sophie* stupid
Sophie: bet you won't say it on Snapchat (I doubt he'd ever have Snapchat though so pfft)
Max: stupid
Sophie: bet you won't say it in camp
Max: *passes note that says "stupid"*
Sophie: a'ight

David: *taking a picture of Sophie and another camper* say "campe diem"!-
Max: *runs by* I'M A GIRRAFE

Max: *playing Sail on the piano somehow*
Sophie: S A I L *kicks piano*

*when David isn't at camp*
Sophie: *playing trumpet* (wait I don't know how to play trumpet-)
Max: *begins slamming the door open and shut*

Max: *begins playing classic phone chimes on a device (idk)*
Sophie: *keeps checking her phone*

Sophie: this (wo)man is my destiny! (S)he said-
Max: oooh! Shut up! Shut up. (LIKE HE'D EVER SING THOUGH-)

Sophie: *singing to self* LET'S SAVE THE PITIFUL CHILDREN! WOOOOOOAH! LET'S SAVE THE PITIFUL CHILDREN! WOOOOO-
Max: *kicks her* SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE

*Nikki, Neil, Max and Sophie are all in a sp00py place looking for ghosts*
Max: if you're here, speak to us
Sophie: *quiet*...
JUST A CITY BOI... BORN N RAISED IN SOU-

(Age up)
Max: *driving by a truck that has a cop car on it* TRY AND PULL ME OVER NOW, COPS! *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*
Sophie: *in the backseat sp00ked*

Max: remember that time I liked you?
Sophie: no...
Max: good. Cause it never happened
Sophie: *sad* oh
Max: aha- *middle finger* oHO!

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