Sophie: *pointing to Max* supa tiny dicc... eat a bag of shit
Sophie: *slips and falls*
Max: *laughing*
*Sophie ends up going to school with Max*
Sophie: hello, old friend...
Max: WHY THE FUCK YOU LYYYYYIN-
Sophie: *on stage* I'm about to sing a song that goes to nobody in particular... *sings Fuck You while pointing to Max*
Person: so do you hate the other or...
Sophie: frenemies
Max: enemies with benefits
Max: *lying on his bed* let's tell each other secrets. I'll go first. I. Hate you.
Sophie: >>
David: Daniel is coming over
Sophie: oh no...
Max: oh no...
Daniel: *BREAKS THROUGH WALL WITH KOOL-AID* O H Y E A H
Max: *points to Sophie for whatever reason idk* can't you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?!
Sophie: you mean like a weenie?
Sophie: ...the poor groom's bride is a-
Max: WHORE!
*silence*
Both: I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF"-
*Max and Sophie are beating eachother up*
Camper: can I please get a waffle-
Sophie, Nikki, Nerris, and a few other campers: *making a pizza because fuck you pizzas are c00l*
Max: *bursts in* THE CRUST HAS RISEN
(Max and Sophie are like 15 and still going to camp because idk)
Sophie: *steals a picture from a restaurant and gets in a car with Max* DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST DRIVE
Max: *driving*
Sophie: WHOOOOOOOOOOO
Max: *facing a minion inflatable* PRAISE THE DARK LORD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *looks in another direction still screaming*
Sophie: *shakes her head*
(this isn't a Max vs Sophie thing I just saw it and thought of this-)
Harrison: I was thinking I'd do some magic
Neil: magic? Harrison, it says talent show!
(Now bacc to enemies)
Sophie: your dad has powers?
Max: yeah! He's been invisible my whole life!
(Sorrynotsorry)
Max: *scares Sophiej
Sophie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhm GONNA SWIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIER-
*this is playing*
Max: *changes the music to that rapping stuff idk*
Sophie: ;-; why
Person: you know that people love you?
Sophie: *looks at Max* HEY MAX! Do you love me?
Max: no. I hate you.
Sophie: *tosses shovel at Max*
Max: hey, want a kiss?
Sophie: *flustered and nods*
Max: *has a kazoo and tosses a chocolate because he hates all*
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