"Uh, she sent the friend request first, okay?" Kirishima defended. "But more importantly, what is up with these pictures? Are you and Midoriya dating or something and you didn't tell me? So unmanly," Kirishima accused as he shook his head.
"You're fucking kidding me?" Katsuki scoffed. He sat at his desk and started to bang his head off of the table. "I'm going to kill that old hag," he muttered under his breath.
"Bro, you still didn't answer my question," Kirishima pressed, anxious to know the story behind the pictures. "Are you guys dating?"
"We were," Katsuki started to speak.
"What?! What do you mean 'we were?'" Kirishima asked jumping up from Katsuki's bed.
"Maybe if you let me fucking finish then you would know," he said while shooting a glare at Kirishima. "We were pretending. Ma told my soba that I was in a relationship and blurted out the nerd's name. If anyone else finds the fucking pictures I'll blow your ass up without thinking twice," Katsuki threatened.
Kirishima gave him a sheepish look. "Well... I might have sent... a few of them... to the groupchat," he admitted while scratching his neck. Kirishima was prepared to run, not knowing what his friend's reaction would be.
Katsuki looked up at Kirishima with a dark look. "Eijirou, I'm going to fucking kill you," he said eerily. That was Kirishima's cue to take off running down the hallway.
After making several laps around the building, Kirishima managed to lock himself in his dorm room. Katsuki stayed outside the door for a few minutes cursing his friend.
About five minutes later, Kirishima heard Katsuki trudge back into his own dorm room and slam the door. Kirishima knocked on the thin wall that separated their rooms.
"What the hell do you want, shitty hair," Katsuki asked. The two could talk at a regular volume and hear each other clearly enough.
"What does Midoriya know about 'aids?'" Kirishima inquired innocently.
"I will blow a fucking hole in this wall just to come over and kick your ass," Katsuki replied.
Kirishima decided not to investigate further.
Not yet.
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lies (katsudeku)
Fanfic"Obaa-chan is coming is coming over this weekend," Mitsuki said quickly. Katsuki could hear a small amount of guilt in her voice, but he decided to ignore it. "Whatever. I'll be home anyways," Katsuki said boredly. "I told her you're in a relations...
