66.) Chicago PD - Group Chat

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Group chat, includes Intelligence

Adam - if someone buys and delivers me dinner, it would be greatly appreciated

Kevin - no way, man. I ain't going near your house with that nasty ass stomach flu you got

Kim - seriously, you shouldn't even be eating takeout with a stomach bug. It'll make things worse

Jay - he's gonna have diarrhea no matter what he eats, so he might as well enjoy

Al - Why don't you take him dinner then, Jay?

Adam - Yeah J. Bring me dinner

Hailey - you screwed the pooch on this one, buddy

Jay - Fine. I'm bringing Chinese food

Kevin - that might burn on the way out 😂

Hailey - just buy the poor man hot wings, that should feel good

Jay - oh yeah! Hot wings and lots of spicy foods. Maybe I'll find some Indian food or something

Adam - if you guys are gonna be mean, I'll just starve

Jay - kidding, I'll buy you chicken and rice or something

Hank - maybe if you add some hot sauce or something when he isn't looking...

Adam - Why so mean to the sick guy???

Hank - it's funny

Jay - I won't do anything to your food, I promise

Adam - thank you. Also, can you buy that shitty tasting pink medicine for my stomach? Please.

Jay - that depends

Adam - on?

Jay - where are you texting from right now

Adam - 🚽☠️

Antonio - 🙎‍♂️🤦‍♂️ tmi man

Adam - He asked!

Jay - Okay, I'm on my way. I'll buy you the medicine

Kim - the best part of that convo was Adam not knowing what Pepto-Bismol was called.

Hailey - right?! 😂😂😂

Adam - Jay, hurry up with the meds. I'm dying ☠️

Jay - Yeah because I wanna hurry over for that. You know what? Im dropping the food and meds on the door step and staying away from you

Alvin - and I'm not being your partner anymore when you come in with 'a little stomachache.'

Adam - ???

Antonio - you're sick too, aren't you O?

Alvin - let's just say, I need some of the pink stuff too

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