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Chapter 10~ 'The Talk'

Hello minna-san. 
Your probaly all thinking FINALLY A NEW CHAPTER!
It's 12:07am right now and I have to say I think this might be one of the most stuffed up chapters yet.

Minna san I'm so sorry for poofing on this, I just couldnt think of anything and just didnt have the energy or time to do it.  I'm SO SORRY for taking so long to update =3=

Plus the fact I had a serious case of writers block TT_TT and as much as I wanted to update I legit sat there for five minutes with no idea what so ever to write.

Anyway thank you everyone for all your suggestions for the chapters and KEEP THEM COMING! because I have no idea what to write about next. 

I wrote the Help thing 3 days ago when this story has 6.7k reads and now it has gone up to 10.2K SO THANK YOU TO ALL MY READERS OUT THERE!

Okay you guys probaly want me to get on with it so I shall!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. I can't draw FT and it was originally a manga there for I do not own it :3

WARNING:  I suck at grammar like if I was to be entered in a spelling bee I would loose and come last. Be out first, catch my drift haha

Lucy Heartfillia: Minna-san I need your help ;-;

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Mirajane Strauss: What is it Lucy?
Levy McGarden: Whats up Lu-Chan
Gray Fullbuster: Hm? Whats up?
Jellal Fernandes: Me too!
Lucy Heartfillia: Well… it's Natsu
Gray Fullbuster: What about the fire head?
Lucy Heartfillia: Uh… it's kinda hard to explain
Mirajane Strauss: You can tell us Lucy ^^
Levy McGarden: Hurry up I wanna know
Gajeel Redfox: Whats up with Bunny Girl?
Lucy Heartfillia: I'm just going to ignore ‘bunny girl’ but okay. Natsu he doesn’t really know anything
Levy McGarden: More detail?
Gray Fullbuster: You don't say
Lucy Heartfillia: No I mean as in I don't think anyone ever told him the birds and the bees
Gray Fullbuster: the what and the what?
Mirajane Strauss: She means no one ever gave him the ‘talk’
Elfman Strauss: YOU HAVE TO BE MAN TO HAVE THE TALK
Jellal Fernandes: Interesting…
Happy The Exceed: YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW :’)
Gray Fullbuster: Yeah because he is an idiot
Juvia Loxar: Could Gray-sama give Juvia ‘the talk’ and a demonstration?
Gray Fullbuster: NO
Juvia Loxar: ;-; okay…
Mirajane Strauss: ^^”
Lucy Heartfillia: Could you guys help me… talk to him?
Mirajane Strauss: I would be happy to
Gray Fullbuster: Sure
Levy McGarden: >//////< Uh yeah I guess, n-not that I have read anything like that
Happy the Exceed: surreeee~
Lucy Heartfillia: Okay?
Mirajane Strauss: Just wait until he comes online

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Natsu Dragneel is online
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Natsu Dragneel: I'm bored, anyone want to chat?
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Lucy Heartfillia: Sure!
Mirajane Strauss: I know what about
Gray Fullbuster: SEX
Levy McGarden: Jesus Gray
Gray Fullbuster: What did I do o-o It's better to get straight to the point
Mirajane Strauss: He has a point Levy, let’s just get down and dirty with this
Lucy Heartfillia: …yeah…
Natsu Dragneel: wow
Levy McGarden: I'll start… okay Natsu so when a man and a women… Lu-chan can you take it from here?
Lucy Heartfillia: Natsu, when a man and a women love eachother very much they experience certain things together…
Natsu Dragneel: Like?
Jellal Fernards: You’re doing it wrong. When a man and a women are in love they do things to each other, they kiss and a crane comes a week later to deliver their baby!
Lucy Heartfillia o-o did Erza tell you that?
Jellal Fernards: matter of fact she did
Lucy Heartfillia: and I suppose she told you santa is real?
Jellal Fernandes: Santa isn’t real? ;-;
Lucy Heartfillia: >-> THIS HAS GOTTEN OFF TOPIC!
Mirajane Strauss: Let me explain
Um Natsu, well... When women and men get older, they want to do more things together. Like dates or sleepovers. But sometimes they want to be more, close and physical. Now take this Pocky stick for example… Imagine this is a women, now look at this chocolate bar, it’s the man. The chocolate bar wants to be with the pocky stick. So the chocolate bar seduces the pocky stick and takes the pocky back to the chocolate bars apartment. The Chocolate bar and pocky stick let’s just say become ‘one’ and being within one another. Did that make sense to you Natsu?
Natsu Dragneel: All I got out of that is Chocolate Bar and Pocky… and now I'm hungry
Jellal Fernandes: Santa ;-;
Lucy Heartfillia: I GIVE UP
Mirajane Strauss: I'm sorry Lucy, I tried my best… we all did
Gray Fullbuster: I need to talk to Jellal and explain what it really is
Natsu Dragneel: Well this was fun… but I'm going to go…

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Natsu Dragneel has gone offline
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Gray Fullbuster: @Mirajane Strauss @Lucy Heartfillia – um… I told  Jellal and he is sitting in the corner rocking back of forth.
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Lucy Heartfillia: I'll talk to him
Mirajane Strauss: Have fun? ^^”

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