What If Fairy Tail Had FACEBOOK

Chapter 7~ The One Direction Infection

Hello once again friends :3
So you may know or not know... but IT'S HARRY STYLES BIRTHDAY TODAY *squeals* sadly though he turned 20 so they are no longer a teenage boyband *sniff :'( 
SO I DEDICATE THIS CHAPTER TO THAT SEXY MOFO

 Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. I can't draw FT and it was originally a manga there for I do not own it :3

WARNING:  I suck at grammar like if I was to be entered in a spelling bee I would loose and come last. Be out first, catch my drift haha

Here we go, Enjoy~

AYE SIR!~

Natsu Dragneel is online
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Natsu Dragneel: Am I the only one bored out of my mind! I want to go on a job or something but I want to stay on FB DX
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Jellal Fernards: Yes I am bored, ever since that show with the Spanish girl and the monkey was cancelled I have nothing to do.
Natsu Dragneel: Dora the Explorer?
Jellal Fernards: *sigh* Swipper no Swiping.
Natsu Dragneel: Okay then o-o
Elfman Strauss: It's called a phone… WITHOUT A PHONE YOU ARE NOT A MAN D:
Lucy Heartfillia: Get an iPhone ^^ I have one
Natsu Dragneel: Is that that think with the apple on the back I saw beside your bed on the table
Lucy Heartfillia: Natsu, it's called a bedside table -_-
Natsu Dragneel: I sooo knew that
Lucy Heartfillia: Baka

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Lucy Heartfillia has gone offline
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Gray Fullbuster: Juvia is ignoring me, what the hell…
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Natsu Dragneel: Same with Lucy o-o I wonder what's wrong with them
Gray Fullbuster: Idek
Natsu Dragneel: Freaken hell, fighting Erza is easier than understanding girls
Erza Scarlet: Are you saying I'm not a girl *^*
Natsu Dragneel: N-No
Erza Scarlet: good, and I think I know what's wrong with them
Gray Fullbuster: Yeah, look we don't need help Erza
Erza Scarlet: fine then, no more Lucy and Juvia loving you then…
Gray Fullbuster: FINE! How do I get her back!
Natsu Dragneel: I BLOODY KNEW IT!
Gray Fullbuster: Shut up.
Erza Scarlet: okay wait until they come online

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Juvia Loxar is online
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Lucy Heartfillia is online
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Natsu Drangeel: LUCY!
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Gray Fullbuster: AND JUVIA
Lucy Heartfillia: OMFG WHAT
Natsu Dragneel: >->
Lucy Heartfillia: …
Juvia Loxar: …
Lucy Heartfillia: Natsu what do you want!
Erza Scarlet: okay…
Lucy Heartfillia: …
Gray Fullbuster: well?
Erza Scarlet: One Direction…
Juvia Loxar: *Fangirls* OMFG THEY ARE SO GOD DAMN HOT, JUVIA IS IN LOVE WITH THEM! ZAYN IS THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL AND HE CAN HAVE JUVIA!
Lucy Heartfillia: OMFG I JUST WANT TO TOUCH THEM *^* HARRY IS JUST SO GOD DAMN ATTRACTIVE! I WANT TO LICK HIS ABS! HARRY HARRY! GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GRAVY! OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON LOUIS
Natsu Dragneel: Well then…
Lucy Heartfillia: I HAVE TO GO… IN THE MIDDLE OF READING DARK *SQUEALS*
Juvia Loxar: JUVIA NEEDS TO GO ALSO…
Erza Scarlet: Just as I thought, Gray Natsu they have been brainwashed
Gray Fullbuster: TT_TT e-eh?!
Natsu Dragneel: LUCY I WILL SAVE YOU
Erza Scarlet: that's right, they. Are. DIRECTIONERS
Gray Fullbuster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Juvia Loxar has gone offline
Lucy Heartfillia has gone offline.
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Erza Scarlet: Okay I know how to fix this…
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Natsu Dragneel: Please enlighten us!
Gray: YEAH!
Erza Scarlet: We just need to get Rogue…
Gray Fullbuster: WHY?
Erza Scarlet: wait and see…
Natsu Dragneel: *sigh*

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Rogue Cheney is online
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Erza Scarlet> Rogue Cheney: We need you help
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Rogue Cheney: Hm?
Erza Scarlet: Inbox me.
Rogue Cheney: Very well.

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Natsu Dragneel> Rogue Cheney: So you will help after your talk with Erza?
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Rogue Cheney: Very well, but I get a favour for a rainy day >:3
Gray Fullbuster: okay… YAY!
Erza Scarlet: Now to wait until the girls come online once again.

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Juvia Loxar is online
Lucy Heartfillia is online
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Lucy Heartfillia: OMFG HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY STYLES YOU SEXY LAD YOU ARE!
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Juvia Loxar: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY!
Natsu Dragneel: -_-
Erza Scarlet: Lucy, Juvia guess what!
Lucy Heartfillia: what is it Erza?
Juvia Loxar: Juvia is curious
Erza Scarlet: I found you another Directioner to fangirl with.
Juvia Loxar: Who is she?!
Erza Scarlet: She is a he
Lucy Heartfillia: huh?
Rogue Cheney: OMIGOD!!!! *squeals* ONE DIRECTION ARE THE MOST AMAZING GROUP OF LADS I HAVE EVER SEEN! NIALL IS JUST A LITTLE IRISH CUTIE PIE! OH MY CARROTS I'M GOING TO FAINT!
Natsu Dragneel: I think this is the weirdest chat yet
Lucy Heartfillia: …I don't think I can go on liking them anymore
Juvia loxar: …
Erza: 3, 2, 1
Juvia Loxar: GRAY SAMA IS THE ONLY MAN FOR JUVIA!
Gray Fullbuster: Thank you so much Erza!
Natsu Dragneel: Thanks Erza! :D
Erza Scarlet: yeah, whatever I couldn’t stand it either… too much squealing.
Natsu Dragneel: Riiighhtt….
Rogue Cheney: I NEED TO GO TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS SO BADLY AND HEAR THE VOICES GOD CREATED OUT OF UNICORN MAGIC TO CREATE VOICES OF GOD DAMN ANGELS
Sting Eucliffe: Oh god not again… you’re an embarrassment
Rogue Cheney: But! YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NO BODY ELSE
Sting Eucliffe: Shut up
Rogue Cheney: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GET'S ME OVERWHELMED!
Sting Eucliffe: Um, WTF Dude… are you gay?
Rogue Cheney: THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AINT HARD TO TELL!
Sting Eucliffe: Who the hell smiles at the ground?
Rogue Cheney: YOU DON'T KNOW OH-OH! YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!
Sting Eucliffe: I'm leaving

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