Warning!!!
This book is extremely tragic and romantic so you might cry!
I woke up early in the morning to my kitties licking and scratching my feet. I will have to eat them soon I guess. Kittie #236 is sleeping on the pillow next to me.
I get out of bed and put on my cat slippers. They make a meowing noise whenever you take a step. They are really fun to sing to.
When I get in my kitchen I make kittie pancakes and cat bacon. I feed my 900 cats and remind myself that I need to buy more, since I eat atleast 6 a day. They are just so delicious!
I sit on my couch and watch the newest episode of "Runway Wars" starring my favourite characters Harmonica and Flute. They are so pretty! I used to look like them back when I was 20. I'm 55 now.
I pet my kitties as I watch the show and sniff them too. Nothing like the smell of kittie fur in the morning! Since im not doing anything today I decided to stay in my unicorn pajamas and call the love of my life, L.p. Or as I call him, Lemony.
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Stolen Love
HumorAusrifina Labba is your ordinary old cat lady. After watching from afar for 5 months, Austrifina makes her first move to the love of her life.Lp. As their love blossoms, Austrifina is happier than she's ever been. LP somehow fills the hole in her...
