Sperm is a B*tch & it Just so Happens to be Your Sperm. Oh Great

Ketchup? Yum or Yuck?

Who ever told you that after taking one pregnancy test that turned out positive that you were actually pregnant? Yeah well I didn't believe if. Oky how about two? I still think it's broken. Well how about trying out five different pregnancy tests, three doctors and a pediatrician and them all saying yes your pregnant."Their all idiots"is what I thought.

As you can see I really am in denial about this. As far as I’m concerned I am no where near being pregnant. Until the fifth time today that I puked up anything and nothing that I had or didn't have in my stomach. I layed my head on the toilet bowl and the only thing I can think know is that this is not going to help my recovery.

If you must know I was a little bulimic. No I did not binge on food I just threw up what I did eat which was not really much I don't really have time. But enough of this petty shit that’s not the problem at hand here.

After laying there for a few more minutes I got up to brush my teeth. While doing so all I could think was 'wow, I'm pregnant.....I'm pregnant....(singing)I’m having a baby,*still brushing teeth* I’m gonna be a baby momma *spitting out tooth paste* gotta tell my baby daddy.....WAIT WHAT! I'M PREGNANT! I dropped my tooth brush, way to shocked to even realize my actions. But this makes no sense. I haven't had sex since.....Ohhhhh. SHIT.

This cannot be happening I just started to get my life back in order. Business is going smooth and he hasn't been bothering me as much as usual. Who is he? The baby daddy, Chris Leon Wyatt soon to take over Mauboussn.

Oh, where are my manners my name is Katalina Jada Stone soon to take over Eleanora Stone's chain of jewelry businesses, Forzieri. It has been in the family for centuries.

Our two companies are not arrivals or anything of the sort. In fact my mom and his mom have been friends since high school. If anything they want us to be together so that they can conjoin the two companies together permanently.

Shit. what am I supposed to tell my mom? She gonna freak. And what am I going to do I having a baby.

I finished with the teeth stuff and went to lay down on my bed. I received a text message from one of my bffs.

Josie: PARTY AT GEORGE'S GET READY I'LL PICK YOU UP IN TEN

I can’t believe I’m not only not going but I don't even want to go.

Kat: I'm not going.

Three minutes later. Josie: I'll b over with Jess in fiv.

I sighed their going to freak out. My stomach growled.

Kat: can you stop by Mcadees and get me an extra-large fries and a load of ketchup. Plez.

Josie: k

Kat: make that two