If I fall... (Sequel to Seeing Red) (Kakashi Love Story) Adopted

Oh great....Emo Duckbutt's first appearance in this book....

"Great, now we're stalking Kai to a giant rock in the middle of no where.." I sulked as we crouched at a wall.

"Sai." My team reminded me for the hundreth time. 

"Oh well." I snapped at them. They sighed and looked away. Why should I remember that idiot's name? Hmph.

Yam used rock smash! It's super effective! I silently cheered and Yamato broke in for us. Sakura deadpanned at me. 

"What?" I mouthed. She just sighed and shook her head. I HAVE TRAINED YOU WELL!!!!

"Are insane?" Yamato asked me.

"I am sane. It's this world that's crazy." I told him. He sighed. :3 I have that effect on people.

And with those wonderful parting notes, we spilt up to searchfor duckass. Door after door, well I got distrated!!!! 

When I finally reacted, the base was blown up.

"DA FUZZING SQUIRLL SOCKS?!?!?!?" I jumped randomly. o.o. After getting over myself, I ran to the source. Then I realized I could of trackedSaskue down based on smell and chakra. I face palmed.

"So you replaced Kunashi-sesei too." I facefaulted this time.

"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLES?!?!?!?" Of course they ignored me.

Sai pulled out his....sai( I don't know what his weapon actully is)....... That's like Mori from Ouran High School Host Club using a harpoon!!! (Mori is Harpoon in japanese)

"SAI! So you really were-" Sakura started.

..."Was it him that filled my gap? Great, now there's another usless idiot tlaking about bonds." I sighed and resited the urge to freeze him in time and kick his ass to China... but he had a duck ass too....I pitied the ducks so I resisted the urge.

"What?" Sakura asked no one in particular. So I wasn't the only who talked to themselves!!!! (anyone notice how inner Sakura disappeared in shippuden?)

"It's true, my classified misson was to kill Saskue." This was a record for paying attention for me... "Naruto let me rember my past life.... something that I felt was very important to me......"

A gay baby was just born. "I don't know that much, but since Naruto and Sakura are chasing you so desptretly, there must be some reason... I want to feel that way too."  I finally zoned out for a little but. I HATE SPEECHES!!!!!

SEROUSILY!!! THEY SUCK- "That's why I broke them off. I carry another bond....of haterd with my brother." I so missed something, but I decieded to interject.

"Don't say such big words, it makes you look weak." I glared at my former student. His over inflated head turned to me. "They chase you because they beilive in you, they still have hope." 

"Hope is a stupid thing. So is believing inn anybody." He glared I internally rolled my eyes.

"I don't believe in anyone, nor do I beileve in God. I just believe in myself."He looked confused while my two students galred at me. I smiled. " I believe that I can help Naruto and Sakura drag your ass back to da village." He was even more confused, but Naruto and Sakura beamed at me.

 His glared intensified and he turned away. 

And let the banter begin!! (I wrot this all.... but Wattpad refreshed itself...T^T I'm not  rewriting it...)

Saskue suddenly appeared next to Naruto. I began weaving hand signs like crazy. I needed 76 for a jutsu......

"You have a dream of becoming Hokage, right Naruto? How bout you spend some time training instead of chasing after me?" They looked like a nice couple...

"That's why this time, you'll die..." 

"Saskue-kun!" Sakura yelled, horrified.

 GOD DAMN HAND SIGNS!!! "I can't be Hokage... if I can't save a friend..." HOW MAY GAY BABIES HAVE BEEN BORN NOW?!?!?!?!??!? Saksue simed to kil, Yamato sent wood and the two S characters did other crap but I sent my time jutsu at him, freezing his sword in time, he managed to escape though.

He regarded me with cold eyes. " Kunashi-Sensei." I nodded at him. He jumped back onto the top of the ledge since his swrod was just hanging in time and crap.

 He began performing a jutsu. (Sorry I skipped all the battle crap.... I still depressed...) but Orochimaru stopped him. I growled at the sight of the snake and let my demon features take over.

"Let's not use that now... Ssssaskues...Kukukuku..." More gay babies? Maybe they' were gay babies! THAT MAKES SENSE!!!!!

"Don't kill them, they can take down more Akatsuki for us." And the Harry Potter cosplayer arrives!!

"That's a pitiful reson." He glares at everyone, doesn't he?

"Let's go." hissed Orochimaru. Not intentionally though, he's a fucking snake cookie!!! THey left in.... flames?

"No matter how far you go...the same path lies in front of you..." I mumbled sadly as they left. Naruto looked down...

Stupid duck ass, making us all emo like you...

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Blame Wattpad, not me, it broke down so I hAD TO REWRITE MOST OF THIS. Anyways, click on the external link to see what Kunashi looks like, I drew it myself so it sucks...