Why does my back hurt?
Imma poke it to see if there's something wrong.
Oh, it just hurts cause I'm bleeding.
Wait. Why am I bleeding??
Where the fuck is my teddy?? I want cuddles!
Why is Netflix telling me to watch fifty shades of grey???
Noses are weird.
So are feet.
Socks.
Zachy Zach Zach. I am Zach. I am a guy. Fight me bitch.
Why do people snore?
I should add that to the list of things I need to google but I never will.
I wanna cut my hair shorter.
I need to get a binder eventually.
And stickers. I need stickers.
I wish I could grow a beard. That would be cool.
Stubble is smexy.
I wonder if there are store specifically for trans people. Like, binders and shit.
I wonder if there's a way to remove breasts. I mean, cause you can give people boobs, so why not take them away?
Where the fuck did my sock go?
I need to draw a lot of things.
I wanna get a gun and shoot some people.
I wanna shoot a lot of people actually.
Pencils taste weird.
Leftie fell asleep.
AHHHHHHHH.
I should go to sleep before I say/do something stupid.
Also— SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
I am a strong boi.
I am best boi.
I'm waiting for me to come out to someone, and then be like- "oh so you're a fake boy?"
IMMA REAL BOI.
Not made of wood.
I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake.
Crushed skulls look hella scary.
Maggots.
Heyyy I'm bored.
Curses are weird.
Not like 'all your first borns shall die' curses. But like 'Son of a bitch' curses.
I wonder if I'll ever find anyone who will love me.
I wonder if I'll have kids.
I wanna mini me.
O shite that would be chaos.
Two little Zach's running around.
Some shits gonna explode.
Explosions are fun tho.
I want food now.
I should get a snack.
Imma get a snack.
Aaaaas soon as I find my left sock.
The sock has been found and a slice of pizza acquired.
Pizza at exactly 1:18 AM.
Ouff. My pizza betrayed me.
ummmmmmmmm wha shall I do now
Whoops I'm bleeding again.
I'm faaat.
I should probably sleep now.
Juuust one more bite.
Five bites later and I have still not slept.
Wait— because I'm a trans guy, does that mean I can use the males restroom? Or would I get looked at weirdly.
I suppose I wouldn't use a urinal, but still.
Maybe the guys would sense I'm not biologically male.
What if they... investigate?
Annnnd the pizza is gone.
I nommed it.
Nom nom nom.
I shall pass out now.
