Akasuna no Sakura (COMPLETED)

❤️chapter 3❤️

Chapter 3:

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"AHHHHHH!" Deidara chased the naked baby with a diaper with a fierce battle cry. She ran between the legs of Kisame, Sasori, Itachi, Toby, and about 5 different Peins. She was fast and giggled loudly. Sakura ran around the large room with a smile wide on her face. Deidara's job was to change her diaper, something he had thought would be easy. Until she rolled off the table and landed on her feet in a swift stumble. Her little legs pumping as she ran away from the Akatsuki members.

"Oh no you don't!" Kisame glared ferociously, he grabbed the sword off his back and prepared to cut off her way of leaving, but Konan fixed him with a fierce glare.

"Don't you dare." She hissed. She sat on her couch and watched the Akatsuki members attempt to catch the baby without using their ferocious powers, super speeds, or Kekkei genkai. Kisame whistled and put his sword back in its hilt on his back. Itachi stepped forward, preparing to show the boys how it was done.

"I will just place her in a harmless genjutsu to distract her." Itachi stood ready, and his sharingan flared to life. Again Konan hissed.

"NO KEKKEI GENKAI OR FORCE ALLOWED. NOTHING MORE THAN A STERN HAND AND A STERN VOICE!" Konan hissed. She had explained to them that fact ten times. Tobi launched for the baby and grabbed her around the waist. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He cheered. Sakura squealed as she urinated all down Tobi's front. Tobi screamed for his life and ran to the other missing nins, hoping they would take her so he could cry in peace. Sakura finished urinating and held her arms out for Deidara.

Deidara finally picked her up and placed her back on the table. She tried to roll but this time he held her in place. The others gathered around to watch Deidara change her properly.

"Okay. What do I do next." Deidara asked Konan. She glanced at the naked baby, and moved from the couch to help. Konan fixed the blonde nin's hand and directed him to put one on her side. "Keep her steady with one hand, and work with the other. Remember to hold her still otherwise she will escape again." She fixed the blonde teen with a scowl. Deidara chuckled nervously, not needing an eye scope to tell that a Konan was furious with him. Konan watched carefully as Deidara gently wiped her areas with a moist toilet. The boys paid rapt attention as Deidara tried to attach the diaper backwards.

"Remember boys. Tape in front. Lift her with her legs." Deidara lifted her gently and placed the diaper the correct way underneath her.

"Before sealing the diaper," Deidara sweatdropped. There was so many things to remember. "Just a bit of powder placed inside will make her comfortable and prevent a rash." Konan handed him a bottle of pink baby powder. The young blonde ninja who would most likely be on diaper duty many times, shook it lightly into the diaper and looked to Konan for approval. She nodded. Deidara closed up the diaper slowly, feeling the other Akatsuki members lean over his shoulder. He could feel Kisame's breath on his shoulder. They would all have to do this in the near future.

"Now. Dressing a baby does not mean throwing a cloak on her and calling it a day." Konan, started, and motioned for Itachi to come forward. Sakura was distracted and gazing lovingly at all of their faces. "This is called a onesie. And will protect her from the environment. She must wear it under all of her clothes." Konan produced a new pink, cherry blossom onesie. Itachi took it from her. He didn't understand why the others were freaking out. They were missing S class nins. They had killed hundreds of people! Surely they could handle a baby...

"Now be gentle. Put it over her head and put both arms through, then pull all the way down." Konan instructed. She put Sakura into a sitting position and the others watched as Itachi tried to place it onto her head. The second it touched her she rolled and moved her head. Itachi grabbed her again and tried faster. The second it went over her head she threw up her arms so it went flying.