*BOOM*
Mom: What was that?
Me: My shirt fell.
Mom: It sounded a lot heavier than that...
Me: I was in it.
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Funniest Jokes and Comebacks Ever
HumorRandom jokes, comebacks, and other funny crud. NOTE: SOME OF THESE ARE NOT MINE! Full credit to the genius who invented these, whoever that might be.
