Johnlock Oneshots

funcle

so mycroft and greg are married and they have a kid and john and sherlock haven't met until john is watching the tiny child and sherlock comes to pick the tiny child up and john is the fun uncle (funcle) and sherlock doesn't like john, but warms up to him

john was picking up his "niece" today from daycare while greg was working on a case and mycroft was doing what ever he did. he stood outside the posh school while he watched for his niece, smiling when he saw the auburn haired girl, run up to him.

"uncle john!" the small girl said happily, running up to john.

john smiled and picked the girl up, making he squeal. "how's the most beautiful princess in the world today?" john asked the girl.

"wonderful!" the girl exclaimed, throwing her hands into the air.

john chuckled and set the girl down, holding onto her tiny hand. "how about some ice cream, yeah?" john asked and looked down at the girl. 

"but daddy says no ice cream." sohpia said and looked up at her uncle.

"well your father isn't here to stop us, is he?"

sophia shook her head, smiling.

"then lets go!" john smiled and took the small bookbag from the girl, starting to walk to ice cream parlor.

when they got there, john picked the auburn up so she could look at all the flavors and she chose what her uncle got, mint chocolate chip. after they got their ice cream, john held both the small bowls as they walked quickly to the park. sophia sat on the bench and ate her ice cream for a short while before she ran off to the playset. john sat and watched her while he ate his ice cream. sophia ran over every few minutes to get a bite of ice cream before running back onto the playset. john finished his ice cream and ate a bit of his neices because she wasn't even close to finishing and he was just helping her out. he watched her slide down the slide then something caught her eye and she started running in the opposite direction of john. john got up quickly and started chasing after her.

"sophia!" he shouted as he chased after her niece.

"uncle sherwock!" she smiled, running up to a tall man in a trench coat.

the man smiled down at the girl amd picked her up, kissing her cheek. "what're you doing here?" he asked in a playful voice, tickling the girls stomach.

sophia giggled. "i'm here with uncle john!" she smiled, pointing over to john.

the man looked over at john and john caught the first glimpse of his defined cheek bones and those peircing eyes that stared him down. "i'm john," john said with a smirk, sticking his hand out for the man to shake.

the man set sophia down and shook john's hand. "sherlock holmes," his baritone voice replied. "what are you in relation to my brother and his husband?" he asked.

"i'm greg's best mate. i was the best man at their wedding." john replied.

"wouldn't know." sherlock responded sharply. "weddings aren't my thing." sherlock looked down at his niece who was tugging on his coat sleeve. "why are you sticky?" he asked as he took sophia's hands off of his.

"uncle john and i had ice cream!" she said with a huge grin in her face.

sherlock looked up at john, glaring at him. "she's not allowed sweets." he said.

"oh relax, it was just a little bit. we get ice cream every time i pick her up, then we come here and she runs the engergy out of herself." john said. sherlock had a look on his face that wasn't amused and john grinned. "see, watch." he said then crouched down to sophia. "ready to play knights?" he asked.