✨Hi, today I'm here because I just want to annoy you guys✨
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Wtf did I read?
Have they classified Harry Styles as a Classic Rock singer or...?_________________________
X: Bro, why are you listening to Despacito? That's an old song!
Or
X: You can't listen to modern songs because you're into Classic Rock!!!11!_________________________
[How to destroy a band]
Poser: Yeah, I love Classic Rock too! My fav band is AC/DC and their best song is Highway To Hell.
BROH ANGUS YOUNG IS THE GOD OF GUITARISTS. (AND HE'S ALSO NEIL'S BROTHER OMG)
Wait...who's Bon Scott? Omg, are you talking seriously? AC/DC had two singerz?!BUT THAT'S AMAZING. LEMME WRITE IT ON MY FB ACCOUNT.
~on Facebook~
"Rip Bon Scott, we all miss you, man. Xoxo"
~Talking with a real fan~
Yeah, Classic Rock is my life, but I can't stand Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and The Who. GUYS. THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. AC/DC FOR LIFE! Rip Malcolm the drummer._________________________
X: who are you watching at on your phone?
Me:X: oh that's Slash!
Me: *throws a bag full of stardust in her face*
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X: I don't like guys with long hair, they seem so girly and stupid
Me: Well, I wish you could seem girly and stupid like them, you little piece of shite._________________________
*first year of high school*
Religion teacher: What's your name?
Me: Morgana
Religion teacher: What a cute name! Which music do you usually listen to?
Me: Well, I think Led Zeppelin and Iron Maiden
Religion teacher: Oh my God. Listen here, you need to stop, because you'll kill someone when you'll grow up. It's because of Satan, he'll possess you and you won't be able to know it.
Me: whooo, okay
Me: *talks with her classmate* bro do you trust me? Or do you think that our teacher's right?
Him: I don't know, maybe she's right, I am a little bit scared about what you're listening to, you'll finish to kill someone and that's obvious.
Me: *goes away from the classroom*
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X: LOL, "RINGS OF SMOKE THROUGH THE TREES", STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN HAS NO SENSE.
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[I had a friend like this]
X: Man, I love Jim Morrison, he's so Tumblr! C'mon he died into a bath! WHAT AN ALTERNATIVE PERSON, I LOVE HIM. *puts on The Doors t-shirt*
"CAMON BEIBI LAIGT MAI FAIER"
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I love annoying people. Uhuhuh~Stellar greetings for all of you.✨💫
Morgana Xx. ~
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Spleen and Rage
AléatoireArtist's stream of consciousness and maledictism of Rock 'N Roll. Highest Ranks: #1 in Classic Rock #584 in Casual