Spleen and Rage

||What would happen?>>All the rockstars in one meeting||

⚠️JIMBERT/OTHER SHIPS CONTENTS. I AM IRONIC, DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY⚠️

You're the Led Zeppelin's manager (sorry Peter) and you're trying to organize a big epic rock concert with all of the bands from the 60s/70s/80s.

~Location: Led Zeppelin's recording studio~

You: well, guys, I have to talk with all of you, before the others'll come
Jonesy: okay
Bonzo: *sleeps*
You: well...where are Percy and Jimmy?
Jonesy: err...

Percy: OH JIMMAY.
*bed slamming on the floor's noise*

You: Oh, dear lord...
Jonesy: ...tell me which band would come! *starts jumping on the couch like a fangirl*
You: Well...
Guns 'N Roses
The Doors
Van Halen
The Beatles
The Who
Pink Floyd
The Queen
Megadeth

Jonesy: OMFG THE DOORS. *screams in a girly way* BONZO, BONZO HAVE YOU HEARD? *jumps on Bonzo's stomach* THE DOORS'LL BE HERE
You:
Bonzo: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL? WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP?! *throws angrily a pillow against Jonesy's face*
Jonesy: *grabs another pillow*
You: GOSH, STOP GUYS. FOR THE GOD'S SAKE.

*Jimmy and Robert comes into the room with messy hair*
Jimmy: HI GUYZ, SATAN'S HERE, BITCHEZ
Aleister Crowley: what the zoso heck?
You: Christ, not n... *the bell rang*
You: THE BANDS ARE HERE, JUST PLEASE
Jonesy: OMFG JIM I AM COMING *runs toward the door*
*everybody enter into the meeting room*
*Jonesy hugs Jim like a koala*: I love you Jim
John: STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND, YOU LITTLE GIRLY CRAP *grab Jim*
Bonzo: HEY YOU, DON'T TRY TO NAME-CALLING MY JONESY ANYMORE OR I SWEAR TO GOD THAT YOU'LL FIND THESE DRUM STICKS INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL AS... *Paul comes from nowhere*
Macca: HAVE YOU SEEN MY MASCARA? *screams on Bonzo's face*

You: Hi Eddie! It's so amazing, nice to meet you! You're one of my fav guitarists in the world!
Jimmy: But I am the first, right?
You: wait JimJa...
Eddie: Excuse moi?
Jimmy: c'mon, can you play with a violin bow?
Eddie: CAN YOU PLAY ERUPTION WITHOUT BEING SLOPPY AF?
Jimmy:
Eddie:
Jimmy: we'll back in some minutes *starts a guitar shred*

*Brian passes*
Bonzo: Hi Slash!
Brian: I am not Slash.
Bonzo: Yeah, sure and I am Robert Plant
Brian:

*Izzy comes into the room*
Robert: OMFG *kidnaps him* SHHH MY LITTLE BABY, NOBODY WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS *takes him into a random room*
Izzy: *tries to send helps, but Robert blocked his mouth*
Axl:
Slash:
Slash: I'll go and have some Jimmy's Jack D.
Aleister: I don't think this would be a good idea...
Slash: who the fuck are you?
*The Who appeared behind his back singing Who Are You*
Slash: *hugs scared Steven Adler and goes away*

Roger Daltrey: HEY AXEL, HOW ARE YOU? YOU'VE GAINED WEIGHT SINCE THE LAST TIME WE MET
*George Harrison approaches them*: hello gentleman, nice to meet you. Do you have some sandw...
Axl: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKER (I dunno if that's right), I AM NOT GETTING FAT AND MY FUCKASS NAME'S AXL.
*George runs away*: RINGOOOO *cries* THESE GUYS ARE EVILS

Roger Waters: Roger2 is right.
You're getting fat and older
Stop eating and giving money to the marketplaces, you'll be another brick in the wall
Axl: I AM NOT ANY BRICK INTO A FUCKING WALL. GO AWAY HORSE WATERS OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
*sobs and goes to hug David Gilmour*: don't worry, lil pony.

Jonesy: Jim, you're so fluffy
Jim: *snorts* I don't even like you, could you please stay away from me?
Jonesy: hahaha You're so funny, my dear *kisses him on the cheek*
*George opens the door like a schizophrenic*: I NEED SOME FOOD. DEAR LORD *closes it roughly*
*Jim stands up and screams*: DON'T SLAM THE DOOR
Jonesy: arrgh, you're so hot when you're angry
Jim: COULD YOU PLS STOP? I HATE ALL OF Y...
*Janis Joplin comes from nowhere and throws a glass bottle against Jim's head, then disappears* *Jim passes out* *Jonesy still hugs him*

Dave Mustaine: PEACE SELLS BUT NOBODY'S BUYING IT, WHY GUYS?
Lennon: EXCUSE MOI, DEAR LADY
Dave: I. Am. Not. A. Lady.
Lennon: sure....whatever you are...PAUL, MY TREASURE, WE HAVE SOME PEACE TO BUY, YAY *hugs Dave*

David Ellefson: YOU LITTLE GIRLY HIPPIE, HE'S MY FAV RED GUY, GO AWAY.
*hugs Dave and fluff his hair* *Brian May passes*
David: Hi Slash!
Brian: I. Am. Not. Slash.
David: sure, and I am James Hetfield
Dave: you're better than him
David: aw, I love you mate
*James from nowhere*: DAVE FUCKING MUSTAINE. COME HERE, I HAVE TO BROKE YOUR HEAD.
Brian:

Ringo: Hi Bonzo! Have you seen my rings?
Bonzo: No, but the next time you try to approach me, I'll teach you how to be a good drummer using your head like a tambourine.
Ringo: *runs away*
*Bonzo smiles*: perfect *continues sleeping*

Richard Wright: Paul! I've found your mascara! Here you are.
Macca: RICH, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PUPPY EYES, YOU CAN TAKE IT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. *fangirls*
Oh...Hi Mr. Slash!
Brian: I AM BRIAN MAY, I AM NOT SLASH. I HATE EVERYBODY.
FREDDIE COME HERE, WE'RE GONNA CUT THE GRASS
*Freddie shows his teeth*: I am coming mate!
Rich:
Macca:
Nick Mason:
You: *throws your head against the wall*
Aleister Crowley:
Swan Records:
Beethoven:
Mozart:
Beethoven:
Beethoven: Let's continue eating
*George appears*: F O O D

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~Sorry for the trash, but It seemed a good idea. I read some chapters of the "Classic Rock Room" by Dont_dis_Ringo and they were great, so I thought about doing this, but I am not excellent.😂

Ps. I HAVE CHANGED THE COVER'S BOOK. (What do you think?) 🦄✨~