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"bitchass!" kunpimook whipped around, looking for the source of the voice. he was currently walking home from school and knew that he needed to wait for youngjae, but was inevitably too lazy to. he swung his bag over his shoulder and paused. waiting for the shorter boy to catch up with him. "what the heck?" he panted out, placing his hand on his knees. "i thought you said you would wait?"
"i got bored and my legs started to hurt," he said, smiling gently.
"fuck you," youngjae mumbled, lightly shoving the younger.
"that's gay," kunpimook retorted, drawing out the last vowels.
"just like you."
"shut up."
kunpimook's phone buzzed, causing him to stop and pull it out from his bag.
yugyeom :) : hey bitch
me: hey fucker
yugyeom :) : how was your day?
me: good? are you okay? why you talking to me like we best buddies I'm-
yugyeom :) : bc we are best buddies
me: no.. but how was your day?
yugyeom :) : it was terrible. i might have "accidentally" called mrs. foreman an old slightly dusty kleenex, which resulted in me getting a detention. also! jackson kept kicking my legs under the table so i bit his arm and apparently it's against school code to bite a fellow student, so now i have an iss
me: i. am. so. appalled.
yugyeom :) : appalled????
me: it means shocked
yugyeom :) : oooh, well are you sure your day was good? you seem kinda upset.
me: how the fuck
yugyeom :) : i have a 7th sense
me: well, alright.
yugyeom :) : so, what's up?
me: i am so fucking lonely and single
yugyeom :) : well, try going out and talking to someone. go to a party or to a club or something. put yourself out there, have some fun.
me: i hate all those things and it's really hard to find a partner in those places
yugyeom :) : how? you can find some pretty girls there, most of them are looking for someone to date as well. just find someone who keens your interests.
me: ahahah there's a smaaaall problem
yugyeom :) : how? it seems like a pretty good plan.
me: thanks man, the advice is truly superb, but im gay.
yugyeom :) : well there's a gay club about three blocks from the school.
me: bro, im looking for something real and genuine. the club is not gonna get me anywhere. but i truly appreciate the effort you're giving.
yugyeom :) : if it helps, tinder's fun.
me: 🅱️ find me someone at school to date me. someone that i'd like.
yugyeom :) : mark? of jackson maybe ?
me: no thanks, they're better off dating each other. didn't mark suck jackson's dick??
yugyeom :) : maaaaaybe bUT jackson told me not to talk about it 🤧👊🤫
"who you texting? you've been staring at your phone and laughing for an hour," youngjae said, chewing a piece of bread.
"no one."
"it's yugyeom, isn't it?"
kunpimook blushed, trying to hide his slight smile. he shook his head and furrowed his eyebrows. "no."
"hmm, alright. does he know you're gay?"
"yes- wait, who?"
"that's what i thought. remember to have safe sex baby boy."
"please never call me baby boy, ever again." kunpimook nearly gagged at the thought of youngjae, youngjae of all people, calling him baby boy.
me: lemme just text jackson to inform him that kim yugyeom is telling on him
yugyeom :) : OH MY GUFKSJA PELSE EIFOAMR HELL EATN MY ASS SKAOD I DONT EMANT YMY ADS HESIT KIMSOAKND BHUSKALEN
me: english please
yugyeom :) : DO NOT FUCKAINF TELL HIM BOTH MARK AND JACKOSN WILL TESR MY ARMS OFF AND HANF ME FRKM A TREE OH MGOFABD
me: well when you put it that way, i'm even more tempted to tell him. i'd really enjoy seeing you without arms hanging from a tree
yugyeom :) : YOURE A FUCKAINF PHYSCOPATH WTF KUNPIMOOK
me: i won't tell him.
me: on one condition
me: you, buy me a smoothie from orange julius ( a large ) every single day until i get a date to the dance.
yugyeom :) : hey, kunpimook. will you go to the dance with me?
me: no ugly
yugyeom :) : WOW ALRIGHT
me: so, deal?
yugyeom :) : sure.
me: 😝👊🤙
--- ( a/n ) SORRY I CHANGED THE LAYOUT AGAIN THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER ALSO THIS CHAPTER IS SO LONG I AM SORRY
