yugyeom 😖: so, how are you liking the smoothies?
me: they're nice, thank you
yugyeom 😖: tHANK YOU DID I JUST RECEIVE A THANK YOU OH MY GOD 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
me: suck my dick
yugyeom 😖: that's a little bit gay
me: just a little bit
yugyeom 😖: pleASE TAKE THIS UGLY ASS EMOJI AWAY FROM MY NAME
me: alright homie
yugyeom 👩❤️💋👩: i aM NOT A LESBIAN i may LiKE SOME GIRLS BUT I AM NOT A LESBIAN
me: i love how you didn't even argue the fact that you're not a girl
yugyeom 👩❤️💋👩: well girls are cool, im not gonna be mean to girls
me: hOW WOULD THAT BE MEAN TO GIRLS
yugyeom 👩❤️💋👩: idk buT MY BI ASS IS NOT A LESBIAN
me: wAIT
seen 6:45 pm---
"it's been 6 hours!" the younger groaned, hitting his forehead. youngjae leaned over, taking the phone from kunpimook's hand."i get that he ignored you, but giving yourself brain damage is not a good plan."
"i think it's a pretty reasonable idea," 'bam' commented, placing a pillow on his face. he groaned, trying to understand why yugyeom would ignore him. did he say something wrong? what has he done?
"bam."
"did i do something wrong?"
"no you fuck, did you not read his last message to you?"
"about him not being lesbian? yes, i recall." youngjae leaned over, slapping kunpimook on the thigh. "ow! what the fuck!"
"he literally came out and it's pretty obvious that he didn't want to," youngjae said, rolling his eyes at the black haired boy. "he literally said he was bi and he clearly didn't mean to say that, so he freaked out and left you on read because he didn't mean to tell you that."
"oh my fucking god, youngjae." kunpimook threw the pillow to the floor, rushing to grab his phone from his best friend's hand. he took it, rolling over and began to type a message out.
me: yugyeom?
me: yugyeom please respond
me: yugyeom
me: i'll change your name
yugyeom 💞: what
me: BB WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO
yugyeom 💞: issues.
me: well, are you okay?
yugyeom 💞: i guess so
me: you can always talk to me
me: im here
yugyeom 💞: can you please ignore what i said earlier
me: honestly, I didn't even notice it until my friend said something
yugyeom 💞: really?
me: yeah? you really think id make a big deal over something like that?
yugyeom 💞: idk, most people would
me: im not most people bb
yugyeom 💞: shakaoskskasjd please never say 'bb' like that ever again
me: alright 😔
yugyeom 💞: shut up bitchass
me: ily too phat
"y'all's conversations ugly as hell."
"thanks youngjae."
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THIS FUCKING SUCKED IM SORRY IM V ANGRY RN
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sxrenity; yugbam
Fanfictiona texting au; yugbam | some fluff w/ a bit of a crack kunpimook gets texts from some bitchass named yugyeom