( a/n don't ask why the chapters are labeled like this just try and enjoy )
yugyeom 💞: how do i stop becoming more gay i'm supposed to like girls
me: it's not my fault
yugyeom 💞: it kind of is, i've been around you so much that your gay is seeping into me
me: SEEPING
me: SEEPING OH MY GOSHAODO
yugyeom 💞: don't keyboard scramble at me 😤😤
me: eat my toes
yugyeom 💞: you have a foot fetish? i gtg
me: nO
me: NO
me: AT LEAST IM NOT A FURRY
yugyeom 💞: jaEBUM IS THE FURRY NOT ME
me: OH MY GOD
me: OH MY GOSHA
me: WHAT TJR FUCKS
yugyeom 💞: HES NOT AN ACTUAL FURRY I SWEAR
me: ARE YOU SURE
yugyeom 💞: iDK
me: FHSJFJFJ
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sxrenity; yugbam
Fanfictiona texting au; yugbam | some fluff w/ a bit of a crack kunpimook gets texts from some bitchass named yugyeom