bammie 💞: have you ever worn makeup
me: are you trying to tell me i'm ugly
bammie 💞: NO WTH
me: hmmm
bammie 💞: IM SORRY IM VERY GAY AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER WORN MAKEUP BC IM TRYING TO SEE HOW GAY YOU ARE
me: that is SO stereotypical
bammie 💞: YOURE WAAAAY TOO BI FOR ME
me: ARE YOU TRYING TO DEMEAN MY SEXUALITY
bammie 💞: NO OH YMGKSOEJRB I LOVE YOU 😘😘
me: DONT EVER SEND THOSE EMOJIS AGAIN
bammie 💞: but i love you my lamp post ✨😘💌💫💞
me: did you call me a fuCKING LAMP POST
bammie 💞: it's not my fault you're built like a lamp post
me: I AM NOT BUILT LIKE A LAMP POST
bammie 💞: 👹 you look like this
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me: yeah,,,
me: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I A DEMON
bammie 💞: 😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍
me: eat a car
bammie 💞: love u too bb
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sxrenity; yugbam
Fanfictiona texting au; yugbam | some fluff w/ a bit of a crack kunpimook gets texts from some bitchass named yugyeom
