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7: cool

Dr. Shiro entered the chatroom

Lancey Lance entered the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: The least he could do is already be logged in...

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: what are you guys doing here?

Pidge: aren't you out together ??

Lancey Lance: yeah but Keith is going to be coming here and we wanted to make him feel less awkward

Dr. Shiro: No he begged me to log in and Lance is just being nice.

Keith entered the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: Oh hey buddy want me to hold your hand too?

Keith: fuck off

Keith: you were the one who forced me into this

Pidge: technically you didn't have to join you could have just deleted the app

Keith: it would have been a real dick move to turn down a direct invitation

Pidge: you're right

Lancey Lance: we would have understood!

Dr. Shiro: Listen you get to make friends and have more social interactions on the app without feeling the need to go out somewhere...Sorry, I'm just looking out for you.

Keith: i didnt ask you to do that

Lancey Lance: too late! Welcome the club man!

Keith: sure

Keith: how many other people are on the app

Pidge: Three!

Pidge: We have my brother Matt, our best friend Hunk, and then my best friend Allura.

Lancey Lance: I thought I was your best friend )):

Pidge: ...

Pidge: ..

Pidge: .

Lancey Lance: I bought you ring pops!!

Pidge: you're a close third

Lancey Lance: THIRD

Lancey Lance: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIRD

Dr. Shiro: Lance is literally fuming. I've never seen him type so fast lol.

Lancey Lance: I honestly cannot believe that you have disrespected our like 73929 year friendship. I do everything for you and expect literally nothing in return. It hurts me when you do this. Why? I cannot go on.

Lancey Lance: I need to know before it actually kills me

Lancey Lance: so who's your second?

Lancey Lance: I need to know these things right now. Right away. Let's go, Katie. Tell me. Lay it on me. Crush me some more.