...for you have stumbled upon a path less traveled by the commons. You may encounter strange things along your journey, and for these things you must be well prepared. You will need provisions, and guidance:
✥ This particular path is the only one of its kind; there are no others like it except its own. If Ye Traveler stumbles upon a path of its twin, be incredibly wary at my behest, and do not hesitate to warn others of it as well (namely myself).
Along the way, you will need:
✥ A sizable chunk of Well-Seasoned Humor
✥ A hefty supply of adventure
✥ A modest amt. of some Wanderer's Cheer, a neat little something I picked up at the farmer's Emporium yesterday (encourages the Wanderer to leave stars in their path and warm little comments beneath rocks). It's only five silvers as well. I recommend you buy it. Good stuff.
✥ An overwhelming bundle of dragon love that doesn't quite fit all the way in Ye Wanderer's travel sack
✥ And, of course, just a bit of caution, for nobody (not even I) know of all the twists and turns the path is bound to take.
From what I hear, the path was fashioned not so long ago by a ragtag woman. Little magic did she have compared to others of her company, but with a small seed of inspiration, she was able to grow this path...how curious.
What do you make of it, Wanderer? Ah, well. I shouldn't ask if you haven't even begun the path yet. A silly fool I have become in my old age, hm? I suppose you'll have to find out for yourself, and if you happen upon the ragtag woman, do let her know your thoughts yourself. She'd be pleased.
Now, off you go. Be careful now. Make sure you stick to the path, no falling astray, can't have that now. Enjoy the adventure.
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