(A lot of text at first, but I make up for it with a bunch of doodles. Plus, I actually have interesting stuff to say.)
Some idiot left a note at school saying they were gonna bomb it today.
It was completely fake of course, but the staff still had to take it seriously because if they didn't they would look even worse.
So they said not showing up today was an excused absence.
We usually have over 850 students, today we had less than 350. It was so nice. All the annoying kids were gone so only the nice people who care about stuff were left.
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Now let me explain why it was fake.
And watch me roast various people.
1. Who the heck leaves a piece of paper saying they're gonna bomb the school if they're actually gonna do it?
2. They have to get a bomb first. And if they're stupid enough to say they're gonna do that, I doubt they'll ever get their hands on one.
3. This has happened before, last time it was just to get out of school. Guess what it was this time?
4. The school has cameras. Considering that the paper was left in the bathroom, that means there's a time span where it could be put there. To carry the paper, that means someone walked in there with a backpack or binder to hold the paper. So just check the people who had backpacks. Unless the paper was folded, then it was probably in a pocket. If it isn't wasn't folded, then that means the only way someone could get in there with a backpack would be between passing periods. Boom. Done. Figured it out.
5. ThEy AnNoUnCeD iT lIkE aN iDiOt.
6. I think this person is unaware that writing something like that is an actual federal offense. They can go to jail for it.
7. Fun fact. Last week we all had to write notes to our favorite teacher for Valentine's Day. Except, what a lot of them don't know, the notes weren't used for that. They were used to match handwriting.
8. This person is clearly an idiot.
9. To make it worse, now kids are gonna realize that if they do this, the school has to take it seriously and let kids out of school. So now, more of these notes are gonna pop up. But hey. Only the bad kids will do it, and if they get caught, they're in big trouble. So like maybe that was the plan. Maybe the person wrote it so other people would do it and they would get caught and be forced to leave the school. I'm onto something. I'm officially a conspiracy theorist.
10. MAYBE THE STAFF FAKED IT TO SEE WHICH STUDENTS CARED ENOUGH TO STILL ATTEND SCHOOL. I TOTALLY HAVE IT OH YES IM RIGHT. #ConspiracyTheoristMack
