"so this be that house you said?" "yup." "alrights thanks."
Nice house, you thought, afterall it was, just some said there were a few hauntings here and there sometimes, example, a random high-pitched scream, or random english cursing or holying, no in between.
Or, random guitar strums late in the night, lights flickering.
You entered the house, suddenly the lights flickered.
you sat on the couch. "oUch! bUTTS OFF THE MERCHANDISE ALRIGHTS!"
"what the hell, who said that." "The couch your ass is on right now, beesh."
You stood up immediately and turned around to see a brown couch, that was talking.
Soon the lights flickered. "aye don't worry, he speaks a lot."
"shut up you malfunctioning lightbulb, you speak more." The couch said again.
"oh my god just shut the fuck up both of you." Some strings from a guzheng and a guitar strummed loudly.
"sorry, Jihoon." The two voices muttered.
"So, yall are the ones haunting my house?" "Nope, in fact we're your talking furnitures." lightbulb said while shining brightly.
"so i guess this is like beauty and the beast?" you asked.
"whats beauty and the bea-" "i fUCKING TOLD YALL TO WATCH THE MOVIE , AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T, NOW YALL ARE IGNORANT INFRONT OF OUR GUEST!"
The tv turned on and started screaming and increasing its volume and switching channels like a maniac.
"Okay, junhui please calm yourself down, I don't need you to malfunction and have someone to spit into my lower half to get you help."
The telephone said.
"we are so sorry for not introducing ourselves." the telephone said.
"I'm Seungcheol, the tv is Junhui, the couch is Seungkwan, the instruments here are Jihoon and the lights are Seokmin." "Wow, yall even have names?"
"why not, sweetheart." the tv smirked.
"there are more other people you wanna meet here."
"Vernon is the computer set, Chan are the curtains, Joshua is the stereo and the speaker, Jeonghan is the mirror, Wonwoo are the windows, Minghao is the clock, Soonyoung is the stove and lastly Mingyu is the washing machine."
"HIII!" the furnitures echoed.
"so yall ain't no ghosts?" "Nope, we're just furnitures." "cool."
So you spent the day with 13 furnitures, and when you tried to cook.
"Soonyoung, I wanna cook." "To use me, you gotta say the password." "What, soonyoung why." "Just say, kWONFIYAHHHHHHH."
the other furnitures snickered.
you sighed as you put the pan on the stove. "kWONFIYAHHHHHHH." "YEAH MAN, KWONFIREE IN THE HOUSE!"
that's went he finally got the fire and allowed you to cook.
"SOONYOUNG! tHE EGG'S BURNT "I'M YOONGI SUNBAE, I'VE DISCOVERED MY TRUE POTENTIAL!" "now which idiot muttered my name."
yO GUYS IM BACK WITH A NEW BOOK. how am i gonna juggle 4 books well idk either
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anyways this is gonna be one hell of a crazyass book so if u cant take my humor.
