our house ;svt

five

"do you think human is dead?"
"I dont know, why not you tap her or something."

that's when your blanket, Hoseok decided to land his face on your face.

"hOSEOK NO."
the world, universe and other furnitures whisper-screamed.

"ugh, hoSEOK STOP IT!"
you literally threw Hoseok onto the floor.

"ouch, my soft faceu.."

and then your tired ass realised what the fuck you did.

"hOLY COW, HOSEOK I'M SORRY IM SO SORRY!"

you gently picked up the pink flowery blanket and laid him back on the bed, right snuggly on yoongi.

aww.
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"sO WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST HUMAN?"
"wow yall actually eat."
"ErM, dUh?" that sassy-ass couch replied.
"Seungkwan, be soft, soft." as you patted his couchy body. and put your fingers together like a sophisticated lady...

or like the italian pizza chef when he wanna describe his food is the best.

"welp, sorry we aint cookin no more."
"why?" the innocent innocent fuckboy daddy alarm clock asked.

"Because, hao, your nice friend over there..."
"mhmm?" tHAT iNNOCENT FACE SHOWED AGAIN

"cAN'T CONTROL HIS FIRE"

the smug soonyoung wiped the smugness off his face and his proudass body.

"so..until your friend knows how to not "bultaoreune" on my spaghet...we will order food."

then grouchy yoongz woke up.
"I heard someone muttered the "bultaoreune".

"whatever imma go order food."
"human i want some pizza."
"child you do not-"

"i said let's get pizza."
"okay scary ass guitar."

so you picked Seungcheol up and started beep-booping the numbers on his body.

"hello, yeah pizza dude? gimme some pizzas thanks."
"sure what type?"
"the hawaiian and the veggie and the whatever the best you have there."

"Oh and get the drinks and mashed potatos and coleshaw and lots of ketchup I have 13 and counting children who are waiting thanks."
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so when the pizza guy came,

"here's your pizza miss, by the way, i do not see your 13 and counting children, where are they?"

"oh haha, you don't wanna see them."
"why not? I love children."

he said winking, tryna hit you up and hoping he could find a topic with you and pick you up.

no, you didn't need a random pizza guy to nayana you thanks.

"erm, their right here haha."
"oh haha very funny."
"no they really are haha."

and yall spent the next awkward minute laughing like the rich people at a meet up.

"so seriously where are they?"
"tHEIR RIGHT THERE I SAID!"
you finally lost it. pointing at your couch you screamed.

"hey random guy, if you would stop tryna hit on our human we would leave you alone."

joshua spoke through his speakers but then the pizza dude doesn't know.

"who spoke?"
"my speaker child."

and then he ran away calling 911 while joshua and the house snickered.

"anneyong sucker."
"language children."
"yOURE NOT MY DAD."
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A/N: AYEE WHATSUPPP MY LOVESSSS MY PINKCHICKENS THANKS FOR READING THIS BOOK AGAIN AND THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.💕💕💕💕💕 SARANG FUCKING HAE UALL