"oh ma gash its the legendary yoongi sunbae, he has answered..."
who is this yoongidude.
"he is my relative, he spits fire too." "how is he-" "I spit fire too, i am fire."
No soonyoung boy, your fire can't compare to yoongi just stay pure dont become a fire.
you heard the sound coming from the bedroom.
guess who
yoongi is a bed. a moody ass bed. a bed that won't allow you to cheat on him.
"so you that new girl?" "yeah.." "good luck cause i'll be your new lover."
da heck.
"look, why would-" "Cause darlin, everyone falls for this."
if a bed could gesture, it would be gesturing to itself.
"okay i guess.."
"oH MA GASH SHE HAS TOUCHED THE HOLY MIN YOONGI SUNBAE.."
---- "My heart's a stereo, it beats for-" "Joshua, you are a stereo what do you mean."
so joshua sang stereo hearts, but he already is a stereo.
"aye joshua, sing bodak yellow." "but it-" "joshua please."
"iF HE DOESN'T DO IT I WILL." "vERNON HANSOL YOU DO NOT!"
"saID LIL BITCH yOU CAN'T FUCK WITH ME IF YOU wANTED TO."
"uRGH GOD THE UNHOLINESS!"
---- "darlin you gotta know, that alarm clock can't keep me and you apart"
lying on the bed, you felt yoongi mutter as you rolled your eyes.
"it's time to wake up!!" Minghao that cutie said.
"shut up you jealous hoe, she wants to spend more time in my warm embrace." "humph."
poor hao, he didn't deserve this. he was just an innocent innocent alarm clock.
"i gotta get up now." "no." "yoongi please." "urgh fine."
as you made your way to the toilet to wash up, you faced the mirror.
and that shit began talking
"mirror mirror which is myself, who's the fairest of them all, me."
and there you were staring your eyes out at the mirror focusing on your face.
also did i mention a close up to Jeonghan
"you gotta do your hair like this hooman." "like this?"
a messy af ponytail on the way (also my everyday hair)
"nOooo" "then what?" "like.."
and then he realised he has no hands.
"like....this?" "yES O MA GOD HOOMAN."
after the 69th try, you finally got it.
the ultra-super-mega-straight-curly-bouncy-sexy-curl-gloup hair.
nah it was just a ponytail with no bumps in the hair
and you went out in that ponytail.
"hah, beautiful masterpiece."
Jeonghan stared happily ---- as seungkwan, seokmin and soonyoung were having a singing contest and jihoon was on the verge of throwing himself off the roof ---
"mingyu, please keep my clothes clean." "sure can do, princess."
dippity doop you threw your clothes into the washing machine.
"good luck clothes, stay safe, especially yall cute socks."
your clothes kinda looked like they were screaming for help. ~~~~
a/n: yO WHATSUP GUYSEU, IM BACK AND JUST TO SAY THAT THIS BOOKS MAY HAVE SHORT CHAPTERS ANYWAYS THANKS FOR READING 💕💕💕💕💕💕
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