so you had start to discover more furnitures.. like that shower head with the name of namjoon.
and how everytime before you showered, he would say
(if you dont want to be influenced please dasi run run run your way out)
"take it off now girl~ just take it off~"
and you would be staring at that shit, like what the fuck.
and then he would say, "im a master with your bra, baby."
nO NO NOOOOOO
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until one day, you grabbed him by the handle and questioned him.
"who are you and why tf are you sexually harassing me."
"technically sweetie, i cant sexually harass you because im a shower head and two, tHOSE ARE LYRICS TO A EXQUISITE PRESTIGIOUS WONDER-FANTABULOUS sONG!"
"eXQUISITE? pRESTIGIOUS? WOnDer-FaNtAbuLOUS?!"
"i thought i could help you on showering...like just a bit."
"how the fuc-" "ahh language. also if i helped you take your bra off you could shower better..." "i KNOW HOW TO TAKE MY BRA OFF MYSELF."
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"my life is so so sad..."
"shut up you stupid couch...you don't even know what being a broom feels like...when people just stuff dust, shit and some other things you wish you would never see in yo face."
"i GET SIT, SAT ON."
"BITCH TRY GETTING DUST IN YOUR MOUTH."
oh, a new guy the broom named Minhyun.
he loves cleanliness, cleaning, clean..
pity hes a broom
At the same time, he's got 10 other children to take care of..
seungcheol has 12 he has 10.
"mINHYUN! COME HELP ME WITH THE KIDS CAN'T YOU SEE I NEED SOME HELP?"
"WELL CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A FUCKING BROOM?"
"Baejin hyung what does fucking mean?" this little tabletop plant, Guanlin asked the fridge, the deep dark bae jinyoung.
"well fucking means-" "BAE JINYOUNG DON'T YOU DARE RUIN AND CORRUPT OUR INNOCENT GUANLIN."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP PARK JIHOON YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME." bae jinyoung then screamed at the table.
the table was simultaneously holding the tiny potted plant and being together with a chair named park woojin
specifically my other husband
then bae jinyoung scoffed "smells like hoe to me."
"WELL YOU'RE HOEING AROUND WITH DAEHWI AND MINHYUN YA HOE"
"AT LEAST I DON'T GO FROM PANWINK TO PINK SAUSAGE IN 0.00000001 SECONDS HOE"
"eNOUGH YOU STUPID CHILDREN!"
the oven then screamed out at the fighting table and fridge.
oven jisung eomma -heats up all his children -warms up everyone -very sadly always gets burn :(
and then guess who, "Jisung eommaaa what does fucking and hoe mean"
normally guanlin would've made everyone go uwu, and now he still does
except jisung eomma wants to find out who said fuck and hoe.
a/n: :) you so :) fuckin precious :) when you:) actually take time to read my cringey ass book omgawd i love all of you :) so guys heres another chapter of this crackass book and yeahhhhhhh thanks for reading :) much loves💕💕💕💕💕💕
