our house ;svt

three

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what a beautiful sunshiney morning it was.
hanging out your clothes out in the sun, your clothes that looked dead.

"mingyu you did great, they smell great!"
"ehehe thanks."

"I need to make breakfast, hurricane."
"its hoshicane as of now."
"okay hoshicane, i need the fire."
"then say the password."

You slapped yourself in the face.
why.

"KWONFIYAHHHH"
"YES YES KWONFIREEEEE"
"dOnT bUrN tHe eGgs aN-"

you ended up chewing on bread while deadass glaring at the stove which was sheepishly humming away.

"kwon soonyoung meh, more like kwon soon-hard-of-hearing-young."
"hEY!"
"i agree with you."
"tHANK YOU JIHOON."
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"hey furniture friends let's watch movie together to celebrate my first week of tolerating with yall."

"admit it you love us."
"maybeeee"

"lets watch a horror movie how bout that hoes."
"sure why not."
"nO"

the couch, seungkwan screamed.

"screw you we are gon watch it anyway."
the guitar strummed.

"get ready for... dundundundun disney ma hoes."
"i thought chu said."
"I want disney now."

"yESS TANGLEDDD."

"hey, do you think I'm as pretty as Rapunzel?"
tv asked.

"I think you're prettier than that." clock answered.

"I think you're as pretty as the horse or the lizard." guitar answered.

"HEY!"

"author why the fuck are you calling us by our furniture names."
computer set asked.

"I don't know...
why is Seventeen called Seventeen when they only got thirteen? Why does NCT have so many damn units? Why was Tao, Luhan and Kris mistreated?  What is the true relationship between Min Yoongi and Jung Hoseok? Why didn't the rest of Nuest make it into top 11? Is it true Lee Seokmin and Jung Hoseok are part sun part horse?"

"you may shut up now author thanks."

"Now, at last I see the lights and it's like the fog is lifted~"
"Oh my god, your voice..your voice it's..it's"
"Horrible?"

"No, it's...it's beautifully painful to hear.  iTS OFF TUNED."
guitar screamed.

and that's when you decided to shut up so you could hear 13 furnitures sing perfectly and harmoniously.
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"oh seokmin, oh god i didn't know you could be turned on like this." you suggestively smirked at seokmin

"i didn't know..either.." he gave an embarassed smile while looking at you.

"you wanna give this a try?" he asked.
"of course!" you said while moving in to get the angle right.

"so I just go down like that?"
"yeah, and I just dim the lights down now like this?"
"yeah."

"Oh that was so good, seokmin.."

so you discovered a light that you thought originally couldn't work and when you asked seokmin he didn't know either.

and that day, you managed to on it

wow so amajing

you didn't even know it was possible oning it and seokmin was shock that that part of him could be turned on.

and the light shone on a clean white wall of the house and the lighting made you really happy.

you could finally take aju nice pictures against that wall.

and you decided to try the wall out.

"that wall is awesome, plus your lighting seokmin! it's great!"
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a/n: hEY GUYS I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE MY OTHER TWO BOOKS LATER ON! ALSO THIS CHAPTER IS PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME HAHAH.  also the seokmin's lights idea was inspired by true events. i moved to a new place and finally after 2 weeks the lights i thoughy couldn't be on-ed COULD BE ON-ED..yeah.

i can take aesthetic pictures like Minghao now. yessss

minghoe: bITCH YOU THOUGHT

well yeah ill never be able to, hes too aesthetic.

i LOVE YOU GUYS💕💕💕💕💕