"YOU FUCKING LITTLE--"
"YOU TOOK MY PRECIOUS TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE UNDERWEAR DIDN'T YOU?!"
"I DID NO SUCH THING!"
"I WOULD'NT WANT TO WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR ANYWAYS NASTY!"
"OW!!!"
"FUCK YOU!!"
"YOU WOULD!"
"IT'S BYEONGKWAN!! BYEONGKWAN IS WEARING YOUR UNDERPANTS!!!"
"I. AM. NOT! I HAVE MY OWN PAIR!!!"
i groaned and pulled my blanket up to cover my face. "what is the hell is wrong with them why did it i sign up for this job why are they like this--"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"
i grumpily threw the sheets off me and stomped outside.
byunggon, donghun, hangyeom, rubin and byeongkwan were all out there, bickering and yelling at each other.
"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UPPP!!!" i yelled as loud as i could.
"I'LL FIGHT YOU BYEONGKWAN!!"
i groaned. what the hell is wrong WITH THEM--
"if you guys dON'T SHUT UP THIS INSTANT I WILL MAKE YOU SCRUB EVERY SINGLE CORNER OF THIS HOUSE! I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU SCRUB THE STREETS TOO!!" i screamed and let out a frustrated groan.
they froze and looked at me.
"since when did you arrive?" byeongkwan asked.
"jesus fucking christ..." i muttered.
"not our fault your tiny and easy to miss." hangyeom said.
"can you guys please resolve your teenage mutant ninja turtles underpants problem? so i can ACTUALLY SLEEP?" i asked.
"it's not like you don't sleep enough though, noona."
"we were solving it, until you interrupted us." byunggon said.
"SOLVE IT ANOTHER WAY!" i grabbed a pot off of a shelf and threatened to chuck it at them.
they immediately shrunk back and apologized in unison.
i sighed. "thank you. now go, get ready for whatever you all are doing today. toodle loo."
i went back into my room, delighted to hear the peace and silence that i missed so dearly.
"WHO TOOK MY FAVORITE POPORO SOCKS?!?!?"
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after a 50-minute yelling and beating session for the problematic men, i was sure that they wouldn't bother me in my sleep again. (hint: it actually didn't work in the long run)
those boys never stop. you would think these "soon to be idols" are classy and professional men, but no, they're 5 year old kids who beat each other up when they notice their favorite underwear missing.
i'm pretty sure there was not a single normal person in the house, except for maybe that jinyoung kid who gets dead silent when i arrive.
"hyojin, are you and minseok not training today?" i asked, seeing hyojin make his way to the kitchen.
hyojin shook his head. "today's a free day for us."
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THE MIXNINE HOUSEㅣtop 9 boys
Romance❝ keeping up with the kardashians who? ❝ ❝ i only know keeping up with these 9 Korean dumbasses. ❝ in which she gets hired as the maid and is 0.00001% close to snapping each and everyone one of their necks in half. HUMOR|ROMANCE © alpacake, 2018
