THE MIXNINE HOUSEㅣtop 9 boys

❝ examination time ❝

I had returned to my room for a long hefty nap while the others worked. when i woke up from the nap, tHEY WERE STILL DOING THEIR PUSH-UPS.

i groaned. "y'all are weak."

"500 PUSH-UPS IS TOO MUCH!!"

"I DIDN'T SAY 500 I SAID 200!" i yelled back. "YOU GUYS REALLY KNOW HOW TO WASTE YOUR TIME!"

all eight of them immediately fell to the ground, groaning and breathing heavily.

"she's trying...to...kill us...." hyunsuk said.

"yeah, i am." i said.

"at least we know you care about us." byeongkwan replied.

i rolled my eyes. "whatever. if you eight died and left me with jinyoung i'd probably jump off a bridge. staying with him for three days was too much."

"why? did he doooo something to you?" rubin asked and wiggled his eyebrows.

"speaking of jinyoung–" hangyeom said and pointed behind me.

"i was gonna scare her!!!" jinyoung whined behind me, making me turn around and shoot him a glare. "wooooah there, i didn't do anything wrong honey–"

i kicked jinyoung in the knee. "stop calling me that you tweaker."

"what is a tweaker? hyejin's way of speaking is quite odd." jinyoung said.

i rolled my eyes. "anyways, hyejin is going back to sleep so when i wake up yet again everything should be done."

"yes ma'am!"

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hours later, i somehow ended up helping the eight clean up instead of sleeping and being bossy. it was unlike me, but after that prank i had realized that i would miss the nine baboons if they died one day. no lie.

i mean, we all die eventually so minus well make our time on earth full of beautiful memories (and by beautiful i mean dusting dust off every shelf together and picking up trash together).

and ten of us (i made jinyoung help too), washed and dusted and cleaned and scrubbed the house until it was absolutely spotless, and when we finished i was so proud of our work i was on the verge of tears.

"i like how you said you were gonna sleep instead of helping us, but then you came back and started helping us." hangyeom pointed out.

"she does love us! noona is just a tsundere type." minseok said.

"what the fuck is a tsundere type you weeb–" i started but the others shot me glares.

"don't be mean to our minseokie." byeongkwan said protectively and wrapped his arms around minseok.

"says you squidkwan." i said.

"it's squidward." rubin joined in.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" byeongkwan yelled and kicked rubin (bullseye) in the ballsies.

"squidkwan, byunggonasaur, donghorse, minseal, hangyelephant, rubaboon, hyunsloth, hyoctopus, and jinyotter." i said. "you kids are wild animals."