OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]

0.8

itskimtaehyung has sent you a direct message

accept?
yes | no

itskimtaehyung
hey kookie

kookiesncream
lemme stop you right there siR

i don't think you should be commenting on my pictures

people might get the wrong idea

and i am noT ready to commit unalive thank you very much

itskimtaehyung
really now?

kookiesncream
uh

yes

of course...

... no? 😟

itskimtaehyung
are you sure it's not because of jimin's comment?

kookiesncream
what?? comment??

itskimtaehyung
you know, the one where he called you i quote 'mr. i would bottom to taehyung if we fucked'

the same one you replied to

kookiesncream
oh

thAt comment

itskimtaehyung
embarrassed? 😉

kookiesncream
BLOCKED REPORTED CANCELLED DISMISSED DEADED INCINERATED

you see

sometimes magical things happen and they're out of our control-

y'know like... hallucinations? i do believe jimin has been an experiencee of an ✨hallucination✨

itskimtaehyung

and i suppose im ✨hallucinating✨ this right?

kookiesncream
FUCK DAMMIT

THAT FUCKING DWARF

itskimtaehyung
i don't get why you're so embarrassed when ive seen you comment much worse under my posts...

kookiesncream
omd that's because i never would've thought you'd see it

but now i know you have homeboy's gotta make a quick b line for the exit 🏃🏻‍♂️

itskimtaehyung
cute

you're really everything i expected you to be and more

kookiesncream
INCORRECT

itskimtaehyung
baby stop panicking... let's have a normal conversation

i really do wanna get to know you

kookiesncream
bAbY ??¿????¿????

um big question but

why would you even want to get to know me better? like THAT

because my name is jeon jungkook not park bogum

itskimtaehyung
because you're jeon jungkook and not park bogum

i want to get to know you because you intrigue me darling

i never back down from a challenge so you'll have to try harder than that to convince me we're not a good match before we've even tried anything

fuck a good match, what even qualifies as a good match?

all i know is the only boy i wanna lose sleep talking to is you

what do you say baby?

kookiesncream
i say i'm deceased

come to the funeral on the 12th january

there will be be good ass food because jin hyung is cooking and if he says he's not, tell that old fuck i will haunt him on my memorial days 😠

you're mentioned in my will, i will leave you my favourite pretty pink stuffie

i named them v because you 🥺

itskimtaehyung
you're so cute baby

so...

you said you would give me head for free? 😏

kookiesncream
KSJDHDHDBDBDBDBBNDND