'mean boys 💅🏻'
jungkook
attention gay, gayer and gayesttaehyung
which is???jungkook
you're fucking slow🤦🏻jimin
bestOallow me to fill you in
yoongi
gay= allgayer= namjoon, seokjin
gayest= well... taehyung🤷🏻
jimin
babe🙁yoongi
sorrysorry, i know you wanted to but i couldn't help myself. but, i'll make it up to youjimin
how??yoongi
you'll see, my love💕hoseok
ew stop flirting🤮
taehyung
hoseokie~ we know you're salty about you're break up with jonginbut
shUt tHe fUck uP yoUr oPiniOn isN't vAluEd
jungkook
where's seokjin and namjoon? i want everyone to be here for my next big announcement☹️taehyung
hold on baby, i'll bell seokjin's linejungkook
thank you husband-to-be❤️jimin
you know exactly what they're doing kook, why even askyoongi
shhh, jiminie. it's comingjungkook
any second now...taehyung
WHY THE FUCK DOES SEOKJIN ANSWER THE PHONE MID WAY THROUGH SEX MY ESES NEED TO BE CLEANSEDJUNGKOOOOOOK
OUR WEDDING IS THIS WEEKEND, I NEED TO FIND JESUS DEEP WITHIN MYSELF
HELL I'LL EVEN FIND ALLAH WHILE I'M AT IT
jimin
is this it?yoongi
i thought it was obvious..jimin
imao good luck being married to that kook-ah, you're going to need it🤞🏻jungkook
tell me about it🙄taehyung
😒jungkook-ah, i don't think you understand just how simple it is to snatch that ring from you and return it.
jungkook
*editt: SHUT THE FUCK UP JIMIN TAEHYUNG IS THE PERFECT MAN AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HIM ANY OTHER WAYwow
that was a wholesome truth as well😮
taehyung
glad to know your priorities are straight, baby boy💙
YOU ARE READING
OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]
FanfictionIn which Jimin and Yoongi meet through Instagram and mutual friends