OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]

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operation save min suga

baby'kooks💙
JIMIN AND YOONGI HYUNG ARE GONNA GET MARRIED IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE I TAKE DIBS ON BEST MAN

i am gonna be best man... right?

guccitae
i wanna help with yoongi and jimin's stag parties, you all know i've got great connections

jhooope
taehyung you make it sound as if you're a drug lord

I WILL PICK OUT THE MUSIC AND A DJ AT THE VENUE OKAY DON'T WORRY, HOSEOK HAS IT COVERED👍🏻

namjohncena
I'M DOING THE INVITATIONS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO MAKE THAT SHIT SOUND FORMAL AS FUCK

jinnie👴❤️
you can't even make your text messages sound formal so how the fuck will you manage with wedding invitations? 😂

AND I THINK IT'S INEVITABLE THAT I'M GROOMING THE GROOMS AS WELL AS HELPING TO PICK THEIR SUITS AS WELL AS BEING BEST MAN ALONG JUNGKOOK BUT OF COURSE, I'LL BE HEAD BEST MAN

jimthefuckout
would you guys shut up???

babybear💕
i think it's cute our friends are planning ahead like this jiminie😊

jinnie👴❤️
JIMIN I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR FINALLY ASKING YOONGI TO MARRY YOU

babybear💕
he didn't propose, he gave me a promise ring

baby'kooks💙
SAME DIFFERENCE YOONGAY

jhooope
dafuq is that name though?

namjohncena
why is you picking on my best friend hoe square up

jimthefuckout
your best friend? why the fuck are you picking on my baby?

jinnie👴❤️
not defending jungkook here but, really? it was a matter of time before we started treating yoongi like one of us whores😂

jhooope
oh noooooo

namjohncena
sorry bae

guccitae
I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS I'M-

babybear💕
jungkook take your coconut looking ass back to the tropical island you came from

taehyung the only connection you have is to everybody else's but your own wifi cause even though you earn money, you're a cheap skate

jimthefuckout

babybear💕
seokjin, also known as the evil queen, your mirror is broken so it can't tell you how ugly you look in reality

hoseok i swear you don't think before you say or do something

namjoon your iq doesn't match your mental age

and jimin, you're my daddy so remember that or i will castrate you

😊

... am i one of you whores now?

jimthefuckout
welcome home baby boy x