Why do people say "No Offense" at the end of an offensive statement? Like, if you know it's gonna be offensive DON'T SAY IT!!
Me: Y'know, your mom is extremely fat and ugly but no offense! *sarcastic ass grin*
Random Person: W-What?! *gets OFFENDED* What'd you say about my mom?! *squares me up*
Me: Chill bro, I said no offense. Everything is Gucci bro..
Random Person: *kicks my ass*
Me: *ass is beaten* N-No offense...
Moral: If it's offensive, don't say it. Don't end up like me.
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