We all remember that pain we feel when we hit our baby toe on the foot of the bed...
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Me: *walking past the bed* Man, I'm finally in a good mood today! Its a miracle!
Bed: I feel like pissing someone off today *sees me walking* Lemme just stretch one of my feet out so she can hit her baby toe on it *stretches the foot*
Me: *baby toe collides with the foot of the bed* HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII-
Bed: *evil laughs* Mwahahaha
Me: IIIIT! *glares at the bed* SCREW YOU TOO!
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My Book of Randomness!
AléatoireMy little book where I will list plenty of my rants about various items, jokes and funny little scenarios! Share! Comment! Vote if you liked! Enjoy and check out some of my other books!
