"Oh my fucking God Jahseh! What the fuck is that?!"
Whimpering and movement can be heard downstairs. You had awoken to the sound of a invader in you and Jahseh's shared home. You quickly shook Jahseh out of his sleep. He ignored you and continue laying on his side his face looking towards the wall.
"Nigga get yo ass up! We finna die!" You whisper yell at him outraged.
"It's probably just a racoon or something. Come on let's just go back to sleep." He wraps his arm around you pulling you to lay on his chest.
You quickly slip from under his arm and stand up. Yanking the covers off of him in the process. You wrap the sheet around your bare body. And make your way to the dresser to slip on a night gown and some panties. You place your hair up and grab the taesar Jahseh loves to fuck around with. You creep out your room down the stairs. Peering over the railing. You see a box.
Wait a damn minute we ain't had no box in the middle of the damn living room.
You flick on the taesar. And push it in front of you. Slowly making your way towards the box. Just as your about to kick the box and shock whomever was dumb enough to hide inside it your yanked back.
You scream. It's muffled. You thrash around.
"Baby girl its just me." Jahs warm raspy voice whispers in your ear.
He steps in front of you. Lifting the box up. Revealing the cutest puppy."OH my Lord I should fuck you up!! Why would you do that? I could've killed it! You dumbass!"
"Baby I've been behind you the whole time. I would've stopped you regardless. Now here meet Chicken Tender."
"What?"
"Chicken because I know you love Kylies is that a chicken. And your obsessed with chicken tenders."
"Awe baby your so considerate. A dumbass. But your my dumbass." You lean up on you tippy toes kissing his plump lips.
The puppy barks happily. It's blue eyes shinning
"I think I'm in love." You say looking from the puppy into Jahsehs brown orbs.
"I love you too baby girl."
"No. No. *laugh* Chicken Tender. I'm in love with Chicken tender."
He playfully scowls unwrapping his arms from around me.
"So you fucking with bitches now."
"Shut up that wasnt even funny only a female pregnant dog can be a bitch." You say smirking through your laughter.
He looks you dead in your eyes and you crack. Laughing like a serial killer.
"Ewe girl you sound like flapjack."
"Maybe *laugh* I am *laugh* flapjack. Because you are what you eat."
"Nah because I'm not pussy but it's my favorite meal. Matter of fact-"
He picks you up throwing you over his shoulder.
"I'm hungry."
"Baby no what about Chicken Tender."
"What about him?" He furrows his eyebrows in confusion.
"We need to first get him out this leash. And feed him."
"Ugh. But why?"
"Because it's common sense. And I don't want him to die the first day because Lord young Dagger DICK couldn't keep his dick in his pants."
"Fine."
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