Dear diary, yesterday I wrote a lot and today I am going to try to write like I did yesterday.
THINGS I LIKE ABOUT SCHOOL: Some things i like about school are quite simple, 1. My teacher 2. My classmates. I dont really care about the subjects. I dont like class all that much. I dont like class because of a few kids in my class. Marcelo is the main person that annoys me. I was friends with him last year but this year he decided to be rude. I always tell him to pay attention because he says he wants to go to oxford. I really hope he succeeds in life and gets into I tech because I know he wants to go there really bad. See I'm not that bad of a person.
DAY DREAMING: I dont pay attention a lot in school mostly because I doze off and day dream during class. I dream about unicorns and rainbows. No i really dont i was just kidding, but i do dream about my future. I dream about my future kids and about basically everything I planned out in the future, my future kids, my future house, my future job, my future wife, my future self, etc.
WHAT I WANT TO DO: Once I get out of college I want to be a teacher for 4th or 5th grade. I think these grades are interesting because of the age group. If I'm not a teacher I want to be a professional soccer player playing defense or goalie, I am better at defense so most likely a defender. I have liked soccer for awhile and soon i will have been playing soccer for 8 seasons so that would mean i think 5 or 6 years i have been playing.
WHY I LIKE SPORTS: I have been playing sports since kindergarten, maybe not on a team but at school and at home. I used to be really active when I lived in Kansas. I would play outside, run around, etc. I'm not active anymore because I play on my phone to much, I will admit before i got a phone I was much more active. Well I like being active and I like playing sports because I like the team work. Like sportsmanship and being apart of a team feels good. Especially when your not feeling good about a play or something your team will complement something good you did and not highlight the mistake you made. I think good sportsmanship is important. That's not the only reason I like sports. I like soccer more than basketball because I was good right off the bat but basketball has like a million different plays but soccer has like three.
SOCCER VS. BASKETBALL: There are pros and cons about basketball and soccer. Pros for soccer is that if your a defender you get breaks in between when the forward and mid fielder is running to score (unless your team sucks). A pro for basketball is its easier to steal the ball from the other team (again only if your team is good otherwise its harder.) A con about soccer is that you have to sub in and out and you only get 4 minutes to play the game when your in (unless you have the max amount for players on the field then you get to play until half time). A con about basketball is that you have to run 24/7 (unless you stop, then you have to pivit the ball.) In the end I still like Soccer better, mostly because of my team and my coach, and that I'm actually good at soccer.
MY STYLE: My style for everything is different: Hobbies, clothing, learning, etc. I mean like I do everything different and I'm no ordinary person, If you read previous pages you will know how. First of all something my friends dont know about me is that I can be serious and not dumb in all cases. Well my friends think im stupid because I fall on the floor and say I flew, or when I jump off my chair and start pretending to swim and say "guys look I'm swimming in a pool of donkeys."
FUNNY THINGS I DO AT SCHOOL: Some funny things I do at school is one time I was sitting in class with my friends and it was really silent and I looked at my classmate Gloria and I said: "GLORIA STOLE DONKEY JESUS AND GAVE HIM TO HER CHICKEN AND THEN HER CHICKEN ATE HIM AND BECAME REALLY FAT AND THEN GLORIA ATE HER CHICKEN WITH A SIDE OF DONKEY JESUS'S BLOOD AND THATS HOW DONKEY JESUS DIED." and another time I started singing "I strangle people." and then my friend Destiny sang: "Why?" and then I sang: "because I was grass and someone stepped on me so I handled it the haaaaard way." my friend Destiny sang: "What happened after?" I sang: "Well I turned into a gorilla and broke the glass and then stomped on Little Tommy's head but when I did that he pooped his pants. Then I turned into a hippo and then snorted some quack. Then I turned into a DONKAYY and rammed into Felisha's booty and then she farted into my face so I had to kill her." Another time I was in class and it was during a test and another class was in my class room and a kid yelled: "Its too big it wont fit." So I said: "That's what she said." And then started acting like a bobble head. The teacher said: "Who said that?" And I said: "It was my imaginary friend Billy Bob Joe." One time I was on the bus for a field trip and we were going to Portland and I started naming people, I was like: "Look its Mike. Look its Bill. Look OH MY GOD ITS TOMMY I WAS TRYING TO FIND HIM LAST NIGHT." Then all of a sudden "Mike" touched his balls and I was like: "Sir there's a bus full of fucking 5th graders so stop being such an asshole and touching your small ass hairy ass old man ass saggy ass balls." The last story I am telling is really funny, like you might die of laughter. One time it was at 2:50 the time we walk to the busses. So me and my friends were playing Piano Tiles on my phone and then BANG! Someone took my damn phone. I was like "hell nah." And then I saw who had it. "oh you little bitch give me back my phone god dammit." She ran and said: "I can beat your high score!" I said: "You cant even get passed the first tile, your high score is 2." I almost fell down but I got my phone back at least! Once I got on the bus and we got to the first stop (im the second stop) my neighbor/friend Ashton jumped off the bus and told the bus driver: "I'm in first grade but I can still fuck your bitch." He ran to the mail boxes which was like 1 foot away and the bus driver said: "Well at least we know where hes going in life. To a whore house to bang girls, well he's gonna be a pimp." I started laughing and waited to get to my stop which is like 1 minute away.
