For Honor Apollyon x male idiot reader

Chapter 1 the idiot joins the new black stone legion

A/n: Okay here we go with some for honor.

Apollyon: It was time to find some new recruits for the black stone legion. I heard fighting and went towards it. When I the source. I just missed the fight. A warden was all that remained. HE was wearing some neutral color armor. I walked up to him.

Apollyon: Well done. 

?: Thanks. 

Apollyon: You know, I could use strong people like you in my legion.

?: I don't know. I am not really the legion type. They always kick me out. Normally because I do something or say something stupid.

Apollyon: I assure you the only rule I have is that if you kill every enemy. Then you can stay.

?: That sounds like fun. I'm in.

Apollyon: What is your name?

?: My name is Y/n.  Nice to meet you.

I took Y/n back to the castle we took. Soon he  was ready for his first mission. He task was to conquer a village with only captains and soldiers. I sent a peace keeper to shadow him and  report back on his results.

Y/n: I went to where Apollyon told me there would be a village for me to conquer.  We got in range. 

Captain: Orders sir? 

Y/n: Well. I mean we were sent here to take the village. So I guess the correct thing to do would be to take it. So I guess my orders would be to take it. So I guess charge. 

My troops charged with me into the village. The opposition was weak and soon it fell to my troops. But then a whole lot of iron legion came and took my troops out. I fought wave after wave of them until a pommel knocked me out.

(back with Apollyon). 

I was waiting for that peace keeper to arrive. She did.

peace keeper: Master Apollyon, Y/n took the village. But he has also been captured. A massive amount of iron legion came as reinforcements. He took out about half of them by himself before he was knocked out and captured. 

Apollyon: Well, he did his task. And fought till he could not stand. I will go rescue him myself. 

I got on a horse and rode to the nearest outpost where Y/n would be more than likely held at.

(back with Y/n)

I woke up feeling hungry. And I was tired.

Y/n sleepy: But mom I don't want to go to school today. 

But then I realized... I did not finish school. I got up and remembered what happened.

Darkness came out of my arm. 

Y/n: Oh yeah, I forgot I wield darkness. 

The darkness went to the lock and broke it grabbing my weapon and armor. Guards came in. I killed all but one. I held my blade up to his neck.

Y/n: Where. is. the. dining hall? 

the enemy looked surprised. 

?: Third door on the right.

Y/n: Thank you. *knocks enemy out*. 

I went into the dining hall. People saw me and got up weapons drawn.

Y/n: I am too hungry for this.  

Darkness swallowed my blade. 

I charged for the mass of enemies.

(with Apollyon) 

I went to the outpost. When I got there I noticed there was no guards. Not even archers in the watch towers. I went through a few buildings to see them completely empty. I went into the dining hall. And there I saw Y/n sitting at a table. EATING BREAD! And the room was littered with bodies.

Y/n: Hey Apollyon! 

Apollyon confused: Y/n? What are you doing?

Y/n: Eating. 

Apollyon: Why? 

Y/n: Because I was hungry. 

Apollyon: So you decided to sit here and eat?

Y/n: Yeah.

Apollyon: When did you break yourself out?

Y/n: About an hour ago. These people are so rude. I sat here trying to eat but they kept trying to kill me! 

Apollyon in head: Oh my god this guy is dumber than stone.

Apollyon: I-I-I can't even understand you. But Y/n.

Y/n: Yeah?

Apollyon: We're leaving. 

Y/n: Okay. 

He got up and hummed and he cheerfully walked over to me and followed me out.

Apollyon: Why are the strongest ones so stupid?